Two wheel scooters

[Tiger93rsl]

I was working in a mall last week and I was in the service elevator heading up to the roof and as I walked into the elevator to head up to the roof here comes a security guard on one of those two weel scooters, with a helmet, elbow pads and saftey glasses! WTF is this, I thought I was still drunk from the night before, but this was for real. I couldn't keep a strait face, I just said "whats up?" and turned away I was about to bust a gut I couldn't keep from laughing.

I mean come on what is up with this sh*t. Americans are already way over weight and lazy on top of that. Now were so lazy we can't walk anywhere. Maybe if you would quit blameing all your problems on everything but you own actions, and take a good hard look at your life style maybe the light will come on. But I doubt it. The average american has the IQ of a 3rd grader. I mean it don't take rocket science to figure out if you use you muscles for something other than lifting your fat a$$ of the coutch, you might actually burn off some of that blubber.

And the helmet and protective gear. WTF is up with that. I mean this guy looked like he was getting ready to clime into a race car. How fast does a scooter go 5 maybe 10 MPH. Getting thrown off your scooter at those speeds could cause you to get thrown up to 5 feet. Now we're not only dumb and fat, we're a bunch of pu**ies. I never had a helmet when I was a kid. If you got a goose egg on your head from a bike wreck It was something to be proud of, it gave you bragging rights and made the girls feel sorry for you.


SCOOTERS MAKE YOU LOOK
LIKE A DOUCHE BAG
http://daveandthomas.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/paul_blart_mall_cop.jpg

DOUCHE BAG

[yellowirenut]

The city i work in, there police bought some new 3 wheeled ones last year. they said so they can get around festivals and such. From what i have herd they actually get in the way of the pedestrians, people are less likely to talk to the officers...(get out of your damn car and do a foot patrol) and the officers would zoom threw so quick they could not do any real patrols. These things cost $15k each and have horns and lights and saddlebags. This year they are *****ing about there budget and the scooters are setting because they are useless. I know a few officers and they say they are not in the buisness or preventing crime...just cleaning up the mess afterward. WTF ever happened to your local officer everyone new (both city and county) u knew who he was and he knew u..he knew the trouble makers. Rant over

[vmc1161]

I was working in a mall last week and I was in the service elevator heading up to the roof and as I walked into the elevator to head up to the roof here comes a security guard on one of those two weel scooters, with a helmet, elbow pads and saftey glasses! WTF is this, I thought I was still drunk from the night before, but this was for real. I couldn't keep a strait face, I just said "whats up?" and turned away I was about to bust a gut I couldn't keep from laughing.

I mean come on what is up with this sh*t. Americans are already way over weight and lazy on top of that. Now were so lazy we can't walk anywhere. Maybe if you would quit blameing all your problems on everything but you own actions, and take a good hard look at your life style maybe the light will come on. But I doubt it. The average american has the IQ of a 3rd grader. I mean it don't take rocket science to figure out if you use you muscles for something other than lifting your fat a$$ of the coutch, you might actually burn off some of that blubber.

And the helmet and protective gear. WTF is up with that. I mean this guy looked like he was getting ready to clime into a race car. How fast does a scooter go 5 maybe 10 MPH. Getting thrown off your scooter at those speeds could cause you to get thrown up to 5 feet. Now we're not only dumb and fat, we're a bunch of pu**ies. I never had a helmet when I was a kid. If you got a goose egg on your head from a bike wreck It was something to be proud of, it gave you bragging rights and made the girls feel sorry for you.


SCOOTERS MAKE YOU LOOK
LIKE A DOUCHE BAG
http://daveandthomas.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/paul_blart_mall_cop.jpg

DOUCHE BAG




Allow me to read between the lines ... :)

He would not let you use it to go out to your truck parked about five hundred spaces out ... :mad:

His helmet was cooler then yours and had your favorite racecar driver’s number on it ... :mad:

He was wearing the very same glasses as the ones you bought at the carrier distributor.

You just found out that the average American has the IQ of a 3rd grader ... and scored higher on the aptitude test then you did ... :( :mad:





OK ... now that I have had some fun I will admit that I would have laughed too ...:D

That is all ... :)

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