Tool-Slinger
05-25-2009, 11:43 AM
Following obama's recent repeat of his usual psycho-babble about ridding the world of nuclear weapons........
North Korea blasts a nuke in a test.
North Korea launches some missiles.
Iran sends warships into strategic location.
Iran declares 'nuke-talks' over with.
Despite denials, some suspect cooperation and coordination as the timing is suspect.
Unconfirmed reports say that Obama was in the oval office frantically pounding his 'reset' button in desperate frustration while huffing a Marlboro and yelling at Hillary," GO GET ME THE F**KING EASY BUTTON NOW, THIS RESET BUTTON DOESN'T WORK FOR SH*T!" And according to the same report, Hillary was noted as saying,"SCREW YOU, YOU F**KING MUSLIM KENYAN INTERLOPER JACKA**, GO GET IT YOURSELF". Sources at the whitehouse, unnamed due to condition of anonymity, say that this would be a major deviation in current USA foreign policy. When asked about this deviation, former president William Clinton angrily replied, "Who are you calling a deviant?" and ignored further questions. Further stonewalling persists in the initial reports, as former president George W. Bush is reportedly on a bender somewhere in South Dallas, and no reporter will approach former vice-president's home as he is now playing/cleaning his 'birding' gun on the porch with an evil glint in his eye. According to one insider, "Yea, this place has turned into a real Peyton Place". It would seem that these are trying times for our basket-ball-expert of a President. Heck, he just last week lost interest in seeing how far he can scoot across the oval office in the Presidential Chair. Now this.
You know what? Life is unfair.
North Korea blasts a nuke in a test.
North Korea launches some missiles.
Iran sends warships into strategic location.
Iran declares 'nuke-talks' over with.
Despite denials, some suspect cooperation and coordination as the timing is suspect.
Unconfirmed reports say that Obama was in the oval office frantically pounding his 'reset' button in desperate frustration while huffing a Marlboro and yelling at Hillary," GO GET ME THE F**KING EASY BUTTON NOW, THIS RESET BUTTON DOESN'T WORK FOR SH*T!" And according to the same report, Hillary was noted as saying,"SCREW YOU, YOU F**KING MUSLIM KENYAN INTERLOPER JACKA**, GO GET IT YOURSELF". Sources at the whitehouse, unnamed due to condition of anonymity, say that this would be a major deviation in current USA foreign policy. When asked about this deviation, former president William Clinton angrily replied, "Who are you calling a deviant?" and ignored further questions. Further stonewalling persists in the initial reports, as former president George W. Bush is reportedly on a bender somewhere in South Dallas, and no reporter will approach former vice-president's home as he is now playing/cleaning his 'birding' gun on the porch with an evil glint in his eye. According to one insider, "Yea, this place has turned into a real Peyton Place". It would seem that these are trying times for our basket-ball-expert of a President. Heck, he just last week lost interest in seeing how far he can scoot across the oval office in the Presidential Chair. Now this.
You know what? Life is unfair.