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bobby7388
03-13-2003, 11:14 PM
A couple of New Jersy hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't appear to be breathing;his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! what can I do?"
The operator says: " Take it easy. I can help. First let's make sure he's dead." There is silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He say's,
"OK, now what?"