12-30-2002, 11:22 PM
An old man goes into the sperm bank and says "I have never had any children and would like to leave a donation so my genes will be passed on to another generation" so the nurse gave him a jar and directed him to the room and told him to leave the sample in the jar. The OLd man went in the room . He was in there for an hour then two hours and finally after three hours he came out out of the room . Exhausted he told the nurse" I beat it on the sink then I beat it on the toilet then i beat it on the wall and you know that I never could get the lid off that jar"