don't know sh!t

[kim]

I was watching the TV repairman fix my TV. I asked him lots of questions about how things worked and how to avoid messing things up.
He turned and said: " You know cows, horses and deer eat the same thing. Cows crap in a big puddle. Deer crap little pellets and horses crap hard round grass-looking clumps. Whats the difference between them."
I said "I don't know"

He said "I can't explain this TV to you, because you don't know ****."

[chriskmb5150]

What A D!ckhe@d!!

[30+yeartech]

...know my schitt!
http://home.pacbell.net/diana_do/knowjack.htm

"A person is a success if they get up in the morning and gets to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do." ~ Bob Dylan


[Edited by 30+yeartech on 12-16-2002 at 07:36 PM]

[Mr Bill]

A person is a success if they get up in the morning and gets to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do." ~ Bob Dylan
Well said Bob! I can relate

[nfgcanuck]

Ive got that one stored in memory for the renters. Thats good!

[cehs]

What your TV repairman was TRYING to say:
I ain't no teacher.
I don't know the answers.
I ain't no public relations guru.
I don't want to be civilized.

I have met a few HVAC tec's with the same attitude.

[kim]

The biting social commentary aside, its only a joke. It never happened, OK.
The subtle part of the joke is: TV are not repaired. It is cheaper to buy a new one.

[tomac]

Last TV I threw out was indeed a piece of ****. This tech knew what was going on.