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gerryboy00
11-18-2002, 09:52 PM
There has been a continuing amount of misunderstanding over the Canadian
attitude and expectations to cold and winter. I believe that this
temperature chart may be of assistance in explaining this belief:



The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
Italian cars won't start
Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)
American water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear-flaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

Carnak
11-25-2002, 02:54 PM
-500F, Hell has frozen over and Toronto Maple leafs win Stanley Cup

gerryboy00
11-27-2002, 12:27 AM
:D we should said Montreal Canadian win the Stanley cup...

The Penguin
11-28-2002, 12:59 AM
Canadians drive with the tops down on the convertibles above 45 deg F
we plug our cars in when it drops to -10 deg f
Don't eat the yellow snow eh
Btw go to http://www.chillybeach.com for some real insight to us Canadians eh!