Bassman
11-10-2002, 01:28 PM
Cletus and Jethro found a great deal on a used bass boat and decided to buy it.
On their first fishing trip Jethro pulls in a gold lamp. As he is cleaning it off a genie appears and tells him: "I'll grant any wish you make."
Jethro doesn't take a second to think and says "I want the whole lake to be beer!"
Instantly the lake turns into beer.
"You idiot", says Cletus, "now we're gonna have to pee in the boat!"
On their first fishing trip Jethro pulls in a gold lamp. As he is cleaning it off a genie appears and tells him: "I'll grant any wish you make."
Jethro doesn't take a second to think and says "I want the whole lake to be beer!"
Instantly the lake turns into beer.
"You idiot", says Cletus, "now we're gonna have to pee in the boat!"