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RoBoTeq
10-29-2002, 10:18 AM
A father and his son are walking down an avenue. The son, being inquisitive, looks up at his father and asks, "Father is there a God?"

The father looks at his son and says, "Yes my son, there is a God. You need only look around and observe that women grace this Earth, to know there is a God."

The boy ponders this and then looks up to his father and asks another question. "Father, if there is a God, are there angels?"

The father replies to his son, "Yes my son, there are angels, you need only hear a woman laugh to hear the voices of angels singing."

Again the son ponders his father's answer, looks again to his father and asks, "Father, if there is a God, and if there are angels, is there a devil?"

The Father, amazed at the question, looks at his son, and
replies, "Son, you need only anger a woman and you will meet the devil personally."

sparky23944146
10-30-2002, 12:52 PM
ROBOTECH PLEASE SEND MEEEEEE SOME OF THOSE DRUGS YOU'RE ON PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE.

RoBoTeq
10-30-2002, 02:09 PM
First you have to earn them. A nervous breakdown, psychiatric evaluation and a heart attack should get you the right combo.