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10-13-2002, 01:59 AM
TURKEY SHOOT
Courtesy of Gavin Z.
An eighty year old man went to the doctor for a check-up,
and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the ol' guy
was in.
The doctor asked, "To what do you attribute your good
health?"
The old timer said, "I'm a turkey hunter, and that's why
I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and
out chasing those turkeys up and down the mountains."
The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's
got to be more to it. How old was your dad when he
died?"
The old timer said, "Who said my dad's dead?"
The doctor said, "You mean you're eighty years old, and
your dad's still alive? How old is he?"
The old timer said, "He's 100 years old, and, in fact, he
hunted turkey with me this morning, and that's why he's
still alive....he's a turkey hunter, too."
The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm sure
there's more to it. How about your dad's dad? How old
was he when he died?"
The old timer said, "Who said my grandpa's dead?"
The doctor said, "You mean you're eighty years old, and
your grandfather's still living! How old is he?"
The old timer said, "He's 118 years old."
The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said,
"I guess he went turkey hunting with you this morning
too?"
The old timer said, "Nope! Grandpa couldn't go this
morning because he just got married."
The doctor said in amazement, "Got married! Why would a
118 year old guy want to get married?"
The old timer said, "Who said he wanted to?"
Courtesy of Gavin Z.
An eighty year old man went to the doctor for a check-up,
and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the ol' guy
was in.
The doctor asked, "To what do you attribute your good
health?"
The old timer said, "I'm a turkey hunter, and that's why
I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and
out chasing those turkeys up and down the mountains."
The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's
got to be more to it. How old was your dad when he
died?"
The old timer said, "Who said my dad's dead?"
The doctor said, "You mean you're eighty years old, and
your dad's still alive? How old is he?"
The old timer said, "He's 100 years old, and, in fact, he
hunted turkey with me this morning, and that's why he's
still alive....he's a turkey hunter, too."
The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm sure
there's more to it. How about your dad's dad? How old
was he when he died?"
The old timer said, "Who said my grandpa's dead?"
The doctor said, "You mean you're eighty years old, and
your grandfather's still living! How old is he?"
The old timer said, "He's 118 years old."
The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said,
"I guess he went turkey hunting with you this morning
too?"
The old timer said, "Nope! Grandpa couldn't go this
morning because he just got married."
The doctor said in amazement, "Got married! Why would a
118 year old guy want to get married?"
The old timer said, "Who said he wanted to?"