infwsdm
10-08-2002, 10:06 PM
How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
> > >
> > > 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point
>>>a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
> > >
> > > 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
> > >
> > > 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
> > >with that.
> > >
> > > 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
> > >
> > > 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten
> > >over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
> > >
> > > 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
> > >
> > > 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
> > >
> > > 8. Dont use any punctuation marks
> > >
> > > 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
> > >
> > >10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
> > >
> > >11. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go".
> > >
> > > 12. Sing along at the opera.
> > >
> > >13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
> > >
> > > 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle
> > >sounds all day.
> > >
> > > 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
>>>party because you're not in the mood.
> > >
> > >16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard
>>>______.
> > >
> > >17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd
>>>time this week!!!!!"
> > >
> > >18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,yelling
> > >"run for your lives, they're loose!!"
> > >
> > > 19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going
>>>to have to let one of you go."
> > >
> > > And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity.......
> > >
> > > 20. Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they
>>>sent it to you or asked you not to send them stuff like this.
> > >
> > > 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point
>>>a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
> > >
> > > 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
> > >
> > > 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
> > >with that.
> > >
> > > 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
> > >
> > > 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten
> > >over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
> > >
> > > 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
> > >
> > > 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
> > >
> > > 8. Dont use any punctuation marks
> > >
> > > 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
> > >
> > >10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
> > >
> > >11. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go".
> > >
> > > 12. Sing along at the opera.
> > >
> > >13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
> > >
> > > 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle
> > >sounds all day.
> > >
> > > 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
>>>party because you're not in the mood.
> > >
> > >16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard
>>>______.
> > >
> > >17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd
>>>time this week!!!!!"
> > >
> > >18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,yelling
> > >"run for your lives, they're loose!!"
> > >
> > > 19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going
>>>to have to let one of you go."
> > >
> > > And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity.......
> > >
> > > 20. Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they
>>>sent it to you or asked you not to send them stuff like this.