trick or treating.

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> > A little boy and girl go trick or treating. They knock on the door of
> this
> > > house and the man who answers it says, "Well, you two are awful cute.
> > > Who are you supposed to be?" "We're Jack and Jill" she replied. The
man
> > > says, "You can't be Jack and Jill, you're black!" So, they go off and
a
> > > while later they come back dressed differently. They ring the door
bell
> > and
> > > once again and the man opens the door. "Well now, that is just darn
> cute.
> > > Who are you this time?" "We're Hansel and Gretel" says the little boy.
> > > "Well,
> > > I hate to disappoint you son, but you can't be Hansel and Gretel
because
> > > you're black!" Heads hung low, they leave. Not too much later the man
> > hears
> > > the bell ring again. This time when he opens the door there stand the
> two
> > > children but this time they are BUCK NAKED. "Oh my! And just who are
> > > you supposed to be now?!" he asks. "Chocolate M & M's," said the
little
> > > girl. "I'm plain. He's got nuts."
> > >