A Trip To The Doctor's

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> A Trip To The Doctor's OfficeAn 85-year-old man went to his
doctor's
>office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
>"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
>
>The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
gave
>him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The
>doctor
>asked what happened and the man explained:
>
>"Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but
nothing.
>Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
>
>
>
>Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her
>left,
>still nothing.
>
>She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth
out,
>and still nothing.
>
>We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first
with
>both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her
>knees, but still nothing."
>
>The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
>
>
>The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried,
>we still couldn't get the jar open."
>
>
>
>HaHa - What were you thinking?