The Penguin
08-19-2002, 07:12 PM
A few surgons were sitting around the cafiteria at lunch discussing what patients they enjoy working on.
The first surgon says that he likes to operate on accountants because their organs are organised and numbered.
The second surgon says he likes to work on Electricians because their internal organs are colour coded
the third surgon says that he likes to work on libararians because their organs are filed alphabetically.
The last surgon finally speaks: Well you are all right but my faveroite patient is a Lawyer and I'll tell you why!
They are heartless and spineless brainless and best of all no one gives a rats ass if one of them dies!
The first surgon says that he likes to operate on accountants because their organs are organised and numbered.
The second surgon says he likes to work on Electricians because their internal organs are colour coded
the third surgon says that he likes to work on libararians because their organs are filed alphabetically.
The last surgon finally speaks: Well you are all right but my faveroite patient is a Lawyer and I'll tell you why!
They are heartless and spineless brainless and best of all no one gives a rats ass if one of them dies!