Im running for President

[Snapperhead]

Im tired of the losers we have to choose from . Its time for someone that actually Hears the publics cry for attention .

I hear you , and will offer the following .....




Immigration - I will force all business to verify employees true legal status . Social sec numbers will match names , names will match addresses . Failure to comply with the new laws wont carry any fines , nope , but instead will gain you jail time depending on the extent of the infractions .

Healthcare - all large health corporations will undergo a complete exam of proffits and losses , and any wasted money will go back into the publics pocket . The 6,000 dollars you spend each year and never see again will be documented and will be placed into a interest gaining CD . Each year you stay healthy , you get the interest back .

Borders - we will take all the money Al Gore made with his propaganda movie crap and triple the amount of agents we have now , and arm them with fully automatic weapons with night vision for defense against drug dealers/terrorists . For the rest .... Trenches will be dug all around the border and alligators will be kept there . Tickets will be on sale for the viewing of anyone brave enough to cross .

The War - Special training camps will be designed to train the people of their own country to fight their own battles . We will help create the best of the best forces possible . A small fee will be expected in return .

Welfare - will only be given to the disabled . All others , Get your ass out the door and find a job most Americans wont do .... because theres about to be plenty of job openings .

Abortion - who the hell cares .

Roads - all pot holes will be filled .

HVAC / MVAC employees - will get half price coffee/tea and dounuts anywhere in the USA .

Ps .... vote for me .....

Pss .... anything else you guys/ gals want ?

Psss ... oh and I might need your support when it comes to donations .... the big businesses arent gonna send me squat ;)

[Jay 41]

Snapperhead for President, who's going to be your choice for Vice President? P.S. If elected, could you score me some free beer from Miller?:)

[coolwhip]

Where do you stand on homo marriages?
What about the jew-palestinian issue?
Would you legalize marijuana?
What would you do to keep manufacturing here in the USA?
What about the oil crises?
I for one am tired of the jewish controlled media, how would you stop this?
What secret fraternal orders do you belong to?
How would you reduce inner city crime?
What would you do with all the spent nuclear fuel rods?

[Snapperhead]

Where do you stand on homo marriages?as far away as possible
What about the jew-palestinian issue?let the best man win
Would you legalize marijuana?naww , that would take all the fun out of it . Grow your own like the rest of us
What would you do to keep manufacturing here in the USA?offer them the same discount for coffee / dounuts
What about the oil crises?you better buy something that gets better mileage , and invest into oil while its on the rise
I for one am tired of the jewish controlled media, how would you stop this?pass
What secret fraternal orders do you belong to?4 H club
How would you reduce inner city crime?I would build a HUGE prison out in the desert some place , pass law to freeze all political correctness crap in every state for 48 hours , and tell all police officials to " roundem up boys "
What would you do with all the spent nuclear fuel rods?can someone get me Al Sharpton and Jesse Jacksons Address ?

[Senior Tech]

Where do you stand on homo marriages?
What about the jew-palestinian issue?
Would you legalize marijuana?
What would you do to keep manufacturing here in the USA?
What about the oil crises?
I for one am tired of the jewish controlled media, how would you stop this?
What secret fraternal orders do you belong to?
How would you reduce inner city crime?
What would you do with all the spent nuclear fuel rods?


Wow...I'm sure he just stepped out of the race...

[Snapperhead]

who's going to be your choice for Vice President? P.S. If elected, could you score me some free beer from Miller?:)I wont need a vice pres to annoy me .... Im going to make myself Emporer .

Sorry , No free beer .... you like jelly filled dounuts ?

[Jay 41]

Can I get beer filled donuts? You the man.:D

[coolwhip]

Geez Snapper, your no better than that Obama guy that was always conveniently absent when casting an important vote.:eek:

[Senior Tech]

my candidate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8--lrON9yzs&feature=related

[bootlen]

Im tired of the losers we have to choose from . Its time for someone that actually Hears the publics cry for attention .

I hear you , and will offer the following .....




Immigration - I will force all business to verify employees true legal status . Social sec numbers will match names , names will match addresses . Failure to comply with the new laws wont carry any fines , nope , but instead will gain you jail time depending on the extent of the infractions .

Sounds okay.

Healthcare - all large health corporations will undergo a complete exam of proffits and losses , and any wasted money will go back into the publics pocket . The 6,000 dollars you spend each year and never see again will be documented and will be placed into a interest gaining CD . Each year you stay healthy , you get the interest back .

Hmm. Taking money from a profit-making company because they make too much profit? You won't get my vote based on that alone. I don't care for Marxists.

Borders - we will take all the money Al Gore made with his propaganda movie crap and triple the amount of agents we have now , and arm them with fully automatic weapons with night vision for defense against drug dealers/terrorists . For the rest .... Trenches will be dug all around the border and alligators will be kept there . Tickets will be on sale for the viewing of anyone brave enough to cross .

Now this would be okay. Taking money from a scam artist to cut down on an invasion.

The War - Special training camps will be designed to train the people of their own country to fight their own battles . We will help create the best of the best forces possible . A small fee will be expected in return .

Make it a large fee and I'm on board with that.

Welfare - will only be given to the disabled . All others , Get your ass out the door and find a job most Americans wont do .... because theres about to be plenty of job openings .

Agree. 100%.

Abortion - who the hell cares .

Hey! I thought you said you'd listen. At least this proves you qualify as a politician.

Roads - all pot holes will be filled .

This is proof you are lying. Yet another prerequisite to run for office.

HVAC / MVAC employees - will get half price coffee/tea and dounuts anywhere in the USA .

Does not impress me. I drink too much coffee now.

Psss ... oh and I might need your support when it comes to donations .... the big businesses arent gonna send me squat ;)

Good to know your limitations.

[Tool-Slinger]

ROFLMAO!! You got my vote!

I was reading the post and was going to reply with a smart-alec remark asking for donuts,... but you seem to have thought of EVERYTHING. SNAPPERHEAD FOR PRESIDENT!

[Snapperhead]

Geez Snapper, your no better than that Obama guy that was always conveniently absent when casting an important vote.:eek:you want real answers to the gay marriage , and media ?

Alright fine .

Its not the presidents decision on the gay thing - settle that in court . The media will always be full of screwed up inflated miss-information , and you really can't do alot because of the Freedom of Speech thing .

[Snapperhead]

[b]Abortion - who the hell cares .

Hey! I thought you said you'd listen. At least this proves you qualify as a politician. My view on that whole thing is .... although I dont like taking a life , I certainly think its called for under certain conditions . Like a rape victim for instance . Not a good idea to bring that child into the world . It would be nothing but a constant reminder to the woman .

Each case if different , so how could you possibly place a yes or no decision on abortion ? I say let the courts take care of that . There the judge can listen to both sides and make an accurate decision .

[bootlen]

My view on that whole thing is .... although I dont like taking a life , I certainly think its called for under certain conditions . Like a rape victim for instance . Not a good idea to bring that child into the world . It would be nothing but a constant reminder to the woman .

Each case if different , so how could you possibly place a yes or no decision on abortion ? I say let the courts take care of that . There the judge can listen to both sides and make an accurate decision .

No problem. But the Feds should stay out of it. Each state should decide for itself. The Feds micro-manage way too much stuff now.

[Andy Schoen]

No problem. But the Feds should stay out of it. Each state should decide for itself. The Feds micro-manage way too much stuff now.
Quite the Jeffersonian ;) Thomas Jefferson didn't even like the idea of a standing army, but not having one nowadays doesn't seem too practical. I guess he couldn't get everything quite right for the appropriate role of today's federal government. :)

[k-fridge]

Marriage (gay or otherwise), it's the individual states decisions.

Abortion should be a state issue too. Roe was a bad decision by the Supremes that is actually in conflict with the constitution. The feds have no constitutional authority to regulate abortion.