gary_g
04-17-2008, 09:00 AM
I received an advertisement letter in the mail yesterday from a local HVAC contractor. It's flaky, to say the least, and reminds me of the tactics of a used car salesman. It came in a plain white envelope. Here it is (the names have been changed to protect the innocent):
TEST DRIVE A New Furnace and Air Conditioner
FREE FOR ONE FULL YEAR!
(It's true. Get all the details for free too!)
PLUS!!! UP TO $1000 OFF
YOUR HEATING AND AIR CONDITIONING SYSTEM!
Dear Neighbor, this is your private invitation:
XXXX XXX Heating and Air Conditioning selected a limited number of homeowners (79 to be exact) to participate in a FREE TEST DRIVE (TRIAL) OFFER. These special homeowners will be entitled to use brand new heating and cooling equipment with NO out-of-pocket costs for one year.
YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE HOMEOWNERS WHO ARE INVITED!
A limited number of systems have been reserved and unfortunately this offer ends May 30th or when we run out (whichever comes first).
You of course want to know the catch. Here it is: You are responsible for your utility bills so you are only using these quality systems with no out-of-pocket expenses besides the electricity and gas to cool and heat your home.
So, if your air conditioner or furnace has broken down in the past few years or you feel it could break down in the next year, DO NOT WAIT - call right now XXX-XXX-XXXX. Many of you will pay over $500 in repairs this year on your utility-guzzling air conditioners and furnaces. Why would you throw good money towards a system you'd replace?!
Please do not allow this incredible opportunity to pass without at least hearing the details. Call today because when the 79 heating and cooling systems are gone - the program is over. Done. Finished.
TEST DRIVE A New Furnace and Air Conditioner
FREE FOR ONE FULL YEAR!
(It's true. Get all the details for free too!)
PLUS!!! UP TO $1000 OFF
YOUR HEATING AND AIR CONDITIONING SYSTEM!
Dear Neighbor, this is your private invitation:
XXXX XXX Heating and Air Conditioning selected a limited number of homeowners (79 to be exact) to participate in a FREE TEST DRIVE (TRIAL) OFFER. These special homeowners will be entitled to use brand new heating and cooling equipment with NO out-of-pocket costs for one year.
YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE HOMEOWNERS WHO ARE INVITED!
A limited number of systems have been reserved and unfortunately this offer ends May 30th or when we run out (whichever comes first).
You of course want to know the catch. Here it is: You are responsible for your utility bills so you are only using these quality systems with no out-of-pocket expenses besides the electricity and gas to cool and heat your home.
So, if your air conditioner or furnace has broken down in the past few years or you feel it could break down in the next year, DO NOT WAIT - call right now XXX-XXX-XXXX. Many of you will pay over $500 in repairs this year on your utility-guzzling air conditioners and furnaces. Why would you throw good money towards a system you'd replace?!
Please do not allow this incredible opportunity to pass without at least hearing the details. Call today because when the 79 heating and cooling systems are gone - the program is over. Done. Finished.