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ozone drone
03-29-2008, 07:56 AM
Obama, Osama
Am I going nuts here mama?
One hides in a cave hatching plots
The other campaigns on his soapbox

One wants my head
off of my throat
The other says
he just wants my vote

Saddam Hussein
Hussein Obama
It's lookin' like
I'm losin' it mamma

I can't tell
Friend from foe
It's confusing to me
Cuz I just don't know

Which one is them?
Which one is we?
Cuz neither one sounds
or looks like me

Obama ,Osama
What's the difference here?
Oh! it's just the BS
Now it's clear

RoBoTeq
03-29-2008, 08:03 AM
Obama, Osama,
The difference is easy.
One rhymes with llama,
Whoops; that was a bit sleazy.

Obama, Osama,
One has an advisor,
Who hates the U.S.
Which one I can't tell though,
It's just a big mess.

smokin68
03-29-2008, 09:36 PM
You guys suck at poetry, poets you're not.
Stick to hvac, or give fishing a shot.

ozone drone
03-30-2008, 11:36 AM
You guys suck at poetry, poets you're not.
Stick to hvac, or give fishing a shot.

Suck? Moi? I'm devastated. To be found untalented and unworthy by my peers. Does life get any lower? Where's my valium? my razor blades? I was gonna hang up my gauges and seek a new life as a village poet... and now in one fell swoop, those hopes, dreams, aspirations and ambitions dashed on the rocks of rejection.

and Robo too???? See Robo there is no God! Just when you were contemplating life on the lecture circuit, like a bolt from the blue comes this harsh criticism....

Guess I'll just have to learn from this and go on .... somehow.

and what have I learned? It's a tough, demanding and discriminating audience out there on internet Hvac-Talk land. And semi-talented non-entities such as my lowly self , need not apply.

RoBoTeq
03-30-2008, 02:03 PM
I'm not jokin,
Don't listen to smokin,
His rhyme ain't right,
He's just uptight,
Cause we're outta sight!

..........word.

glennac
03-30-2008, 02:34 PM
Smoking is just a joking
Can’t be thinking or he would be thanking
you clowns for your scrawl
Even if it sounds like gall you gave it your all

aircooled53
03-30-2008, 07:23 PM
You guy's need to stick to Hvac because as poetry you have no talent.

Just look at the polls
Even an a$$hole knows
That a b*tch in heat
Always ends in defeat.

Obama Leads In Texas County Caucus Results
AUSTIN (AP) ― Texas Democrats packed county conventions today as supporters of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton fought again to win delegates in a complex and long-running presidential caucus system.

The presidential contest in Texas appeared to tighten as Barack Obama led Hillary Clinton in incomplete county and senate district convention results.

Obama won 2,234 delegates to the state convention, or 60 percent, in the Saturday caucuses. Clinton had 1,509 delegates, or 40 percent. That's according to an ongoing count today by The Associated Press.

There were still about 3,500 others to be counted.

Obama's campaign predicted he would win the overall delegate race in Texas because of caucus support. Clinton narrowly won the popular vote in primary balloting March 4.

RoBoTeq
03-30-2008, 09:43 PM
Rhymes are a curse,
They keep getting worse,
But we can't stop doing it,
Even though we are screwing it...
UP.

mrs reb77
03-30-2008, 10:30 PM
You guy's need to stick to Hvac because as poetry you have no talent.

Just look at the polls
Even an a$$hole knows
That a b*tch in heat
Always ends in defeat.

Obama Leads In Texas County Caucus Results
AUSTIN (AP) ― Texas Democrats packed county conventions today as supporters of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton fought again to win delegates in a complex and long-running presidential caucus system.

The presidential contest in Texas appeared to tighten as Barack Obama led Hillary Clinton in incomplete county and senate district convention results.

Obama won 2,234 delegates to the state convention, or 60 percent, in the Saturday caucuses. Clinton had 1,509 delegates, or 40 percent. That's according to an ongoing count today by The Associated Press.

There were still about 3,500 others to be counted.

Obama's campaign predicted he would win the overall delegate race in Texas because of caucus support. Clinton narrowly won the popular vote in primary balloting March 4.

What a strange post.
It sucked more than most.

:D