the pipe dope
07-29-2002, 05:49 PM
This ol' boy's sitting on one end of a park bench, when a young kid with a grocery bag full of candy bars sits down at the other end and starts to eat them one after the other. After watching this for awhile, the older gentleman says "son, you shouldn't eat candy like that..it's just not healthy". The kid looks at the old man and says "my grandpa lived to be 92". the ol'man askes "did he eat candy like that?" The kid replies "no, but he minded his own #@$%# buisness".