Embarrassing Your Children

[dhvac]

how many of you actually try to embarrass your kids in public
i was in walmart last week with my wife and 10 yr old daughter she started getting loud and carrying on so i told her to settle down or i was going to get started :D
she didnt listen so i said about as loud as i can "hey we should go and check out the bras" she turned beat red and tried to hid from me but i just had to keep it up

so everytime she would come near me i again very loudly would ask "do you need new bras" or "did you find any bras you like" she stayed mad at me for a whole day
it was nice and quiet around here :D

so how many of you do off the wall stuff just to get the little ankle biters annoyed? :D

[vmc1161]

Dice was right...you do wear a bra...:eek: ;)


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[vmc1161]

OH and it is embarrassing to spell embarrassing wrong...:D

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[k-fridge]

It would always embarrass my daughter when I would dance. I can't dance for crap and she's trained in it, so she's not amused when dad shakes his booty.

Soooo, I did it at every opportunity just to yank her chain. :D

[dhvac]

Dice was right...you do wear a bra...:eek: ;)


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its call a BRO or a manzeire dont you know anything?

[dhvac]

OH and it is embarrassing to spell embarrassing wrong...:D

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what you talking about willis?
thank god for the edit button :D

[lolson]

i have a 24, 20, & 18yr olds and i still try to emberess them every chance i get:D

it is our duty as a father to be the biggest kid in the house:D

[dhvac]

my wife tells every one she has 3 children and her oldest is 32 lol

if you cant have fun then why even bother to get out of bed?

[bigbird]

I am not allowed to go into a store with my wife a daughters.

Standing in line a store with wife & daughter. I look down at what they bought & see 3 boxes of tampax. I say out loud there is only 2 of you, Is the cat having a period too?

In store with wife & she tells me, go get me a box of tampax,.Shes standing at other end of isle & i yell out ,regular or super hold?

In store with wife & daughter to buy daughter a training bra. I say put bandade over them , that`ll do for now.

SAw wife walk into grocery store so i go in there. I`ve been grawling under a house all day & look like some homeless person.
Wife walks by me & wispers don`t even stop & talk to me.You homeless looking bum.

[HeyBob]

OH and it is embarrassing to spell embarrassing wrong...:D

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Fixed! :D

[mallron]

My god, your daughter is 10 and she needs a bra? My daughter is 8. I'm suddenly not feeling so well.

-JB

[ryan_the_furnace_guy]

My kid would rather have an ass beating with a belt than be chided in public. Embarrassment the ultimate punishment. Kids are proud little fockers.

[otto]

Damn, I feel like I'm missing out with having no kids

[amickracing]

I don't have any kids, but I've gotten my nephews a few times :D

The best thing though was what I did to mom a while back...
We were shopping and as she'd pick stuff up to look at it, in a very serious voice I'd say "Mom, don't put that in your mouth, thats icky!" Everyone would turn to look at her holding a bottle of shampoo or something.

When she'd get a lil fed up with me doing that she'd turn to me and say "Lynn stop that"... I'd reply with "My name is Robert Mom, it's ok, we're almost done in here and we can get you back".

Heh... it's mean I know, but deep down I know she gets a kick out of it.

[RoBoTeq]

I can still get my 27 year old in public but the older two have gotten good enough to get me better.

For my youngest the worst I can do is to start rapping about something in public.

[DeltaT]

Last year of high school my daughter use to miss the school bus. So I would start driving her and she always wanted to get out at least one block away. So I figured out she didn't want her friends to see 'Dad' driving her to school.

Next time I drove her right to the front door and stopped. As we kept getting closer to her school she kept slipping further and further down in the seat until she was way below the window. I stopped the car, she opened the door and rolled our onto the sidewake and stood up really quickly so it looked like she didn't get out of "that" car with a 'dad' in it.

Still cracks me up thinking about it to this day.

When I visit her she makes me promise I can not tell any of her growing up stories around her friends!

[dhvac]

My god, your daughter is 10 and she needs a bra? My daughter is 8. I'm suddenly not feeling so well.

-JB

yepper its happening she is starting to "develop" and its not a happy thing for me
i want my baby to stay a baby and avoid boys at all costs but its all done hill for me now :(

[dhvac]

Fixed! :D
thank you :D guess i should have used spell check :(

[k-fridge]

yepper its happening she is starting to "develop" and its not a happy thing for me
i want my baby to stay a baby and avoid boys at all costs but its all done hill for me now :(

LOL, been there-done that. My daughter went from a tomboyish little girl to a drop dead gorgeous young women over the course of one summer. I still remember the reactions when we'd run into people who hadn't seen her for a couple of months, the look on their faces were like DAMN!

Unfortunately we can't keep them as our little girls, but it's still great when dad remains an important part in their life as a young woman.

[lolson]

my daughter and her boyfriend just announced that they are getting married

so i turned to her boyfriend and said i will send you a sympathy card:D:D

[mcr]

Damn, I feel like I'm missing out with having no kids
The only thing your missing out on is having more room in the fridge to put your upside down beer in because all the food is gone. I only have one, a 17 yr old son. I swear my wife could go shopping twice a week and it wouldn't be enough.:eek:

[viceman]

isn't that whole point of having children.

[lolson]

The only thing your missing out on is having more room in the fridge to put your upside down beer in because all the food is gone. I only have one, a 17 yr old son. I swear my wife could go shopping twice a week and it wouldn't be enough.:eek:

and the nightmare of puberty:eek:

[poncho]

They often show off when their friends are over by misbehaving or making smart comments to dad. My comments put a stop to it:

"Make sure you turn the bathroom fan on!"
"Did you remember to flush the toilet?"
"Why do we have a kid-proof latch for the kitchen garbage? Well yeah, we've been having a problem with her rooting around in there."
"Remember to keep the area clean and dry, and don't pick at it."

[hillbilly tech]

Went to pick up my boy the other day from school,he's 12 going on 20,anyway,I pulled up in my work van and wearing my holy coveralls.Walking out to the van some gal looked at my boy and said hey Vic how ya doing,he ran to the van and when we sat down he said dad I cant believe you drove that van in here and wore them ole coveralls,I said whats wrong with the van and coveralls,he just said ,what,dad,comeon.:I got a kick out of it anyway.He never has had to crawl under a house with the spiders and sewer leaking and all to work on air conditioning system,a few times of that and he could care less obout what kinda of vehicle he was riding in or his coveralls,kids in gereral are spoiled these days.

[mattm]

There's not enough space on the world wide web for me to go into this conversation. Let's just say I do my fair share of embarrassing just about anyone I come into contact with especially my kids and wife.

The wife and both kids are getting pretty good at the come backs though.

[tech_support007]

I SAw wife walk into grocery store so i go in there. I`ve been grawling under a house all day & look like some homeless person.
Wife walks by me & wispers don`t even stop & talk to me.You homeless looking bum.

Isn’t that an everyday occurrence in the bigbird mansion?

Lei non me ha mai detto lei ha avuto una figlia.

[hvacker]

My wife's daughter started having tantrums about 3 years old. The next time she had one it was in the grocery store, laying on the floor kicking and screaming.

My wife's solution was to join her, laying on the floor kicking and screaming. It only took a few seconds to end tantrums forever.

[ryan_the_furnace_guy]

My wife's daughter started having tantrums about 3 years old. The next time she had one it was in the grocery store, laying on the floor kicking and screaming.

My wife's solution was to join her, laying on the floor kicking and screaming. It only took a few seconds to end tantrums forever.
I had a tantrum once with my dad. Dad whooped my a$$ with a leather belt reeeeaaal hard. I had a tantrum with my mom. Mom punched me in the head. No more tantrums. I am a living testament to the power of spankings...LOL:D

[mattm]

I had a tantrum once with my dad. Dad whooped my a$$ with a leather belt reeeeaaal hard. I had a tantrum with my mom. Mom punched me in the head. No more tantrums. I am a living testament to the power of spankings...LOL:D

Now that's some funny stuff. Sounds like my upbringing.

[RoBoTeq]

Now that's some funny stuff. Sounds like my upbringing.

Oh yea! The old; You wanna cry? I'll give you something to cry about! routine.

[dhvac]

both of my kids threw a tantrum in a store (one time each)
i quietly leaned down grabbed their ear and said when we get home you get beat
tantrum ended that second and when we got home the got theirs butts whooped..... never had a problem with them again :D