Italian honeymoon

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After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his
new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to
say hello to his friends.

Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?"

Luigi said, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down."

"Whata you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.

"Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful
Virginia, she pack a biga basket a food. She brough ta vino, some nice
cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to
da trip, and open upa da luncha basket. The conductore come aby, waga his
finger at us andasay, 'no eat indisa car. Musta use a dining car.'

So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to da dining car, eat a biga
lunch and starta ta open da bottle of a nice a vino! Conductore walka by
again, waga his finger and say, 'No drinka in disa car! Musta use a
cluba car.' So, we go to cluba car.

While a drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar. The
conductore, he waga his finger again and say, 'No a smokina disa car.
Musta go to a smokina car.' "We go to a smokina car and I smoke a my
biga cigar.

Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper
car anda go to bed. We just about to go boombada boombada and the conductore,
he walka through da hall shouting at a top of his a voice 'Nofolka
Virginia ! Nofolka Virginia!'

"Nexta time, I'ma justa gonna taka da bus!"