doc ice
10-27-2007, 04:55 PM
Two hillbillies walk into a Dairy Queen.
While having a couple of Blizzards,
they talk privately about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, eating a chicken sandwich, begins
to cough.
After a while, it becomes apparent that she is in real
distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn
blue; her eyes widen and she shakes her head no.
The hill billy strolls over to the woman, lifts up the back of her
dress,
yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a long
lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent
spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
She begins to breathe
again, the hillbilly ambles smugly back to his table.
His buddy says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there
Hind Lick maneuver', but I ain't never seen nobody do it."
While having a couple of Blizzards,
they talk privately about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, eating a chicken sandwich, begins
to cough.
After a while, it becomes apparent that she is in real
distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn
blue; her eyes widen and she shakes her head no.
The hill billy strolls over to the woman, lifts up the back of her
dress,
yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a long
lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent
spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
She begins to breathe
again, the hillbilly ambles smugly back to his table.
His buddy says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there
Hind Lick maneuver', but I ain't never seen nobody do it."