doc ice
10-15-2007, 06:46 PM
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
"Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt."
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't
let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
"What the heck is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"Honey," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder
in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker...
It's not talcum powder......
It's 'Miracle Grow'."
"Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt."
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't
let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
"What the heck is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"Honey," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder
in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker...
It's not talcum powder......
It's 'Miracle Grow'."