opsmgr
09-25-2007, 06:57 AM
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come
over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't
figure out how to get it started. Her boyfriend asks, "What is it
supposed to be when it's finished?"
Blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She
lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle
spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then
looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter
what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into
anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. let's
have a nice cup of tea, and then ......" He sighed......... "Let's put
all the Frosted Flakes back in the box......"
over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't
figure out how to get it started. Her boyfriend asks, "What is it
supposed to be when it's finished?"
Blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She
lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle
spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then
looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter
what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into
anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. let's
have a nice cup of tea, and then ......" He sighed......... "Let's put
all the Frosted Flakes back in the box......"