tomd7735
09-23-2007, 08:19 PM
A Navy pilot was taking a commercial flight one day and found that his seat mate was a young mother with a baby.
The flight was fine, but when the plane started descending, the baby started crying.
The mother proceeded to open her blouse and breastfeed the infant.
When the plane stopped on the runway, he helped her carry the baby paraphernalia out of the plane.
“Thank you so much for helping me,” she said.
The pilot replied, “No problem, ma’am. Gosh, that’s a cute baby you have there. He was real hungry, too, wasn’t he?”
“Not really,” she said, “the pediatrician told me to do that to help equalize the pressure on his ears.”
“Well Gollee,” the pilot exclaimed,” all these years I’ve been chewing gum!”:D
The flight was fine, but when the plane started descending, the baby started crying.
The mother proceeded to open her blouse and breastfeed the infant.
When the plane stopped on the runway, he helped her carry the baby paraphernalia out of the plane.
“Thank you so much for helping me,” she said.
The pilot replied, “No problem, ma’am. Gosh, that’s a cute baby you have there. He was real hungry, too, wasn’t he?”
“Not really,” she said, “the pediatrician told me to do that to help equalize the pressure on his ears.”
“Well Gollee,” the pilot exclaimed,” all these years I’ve been chewing gum!”:D