Fairies

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Fairies
A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th
wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a
tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such
an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all
this time, I will grant you each a wish."

"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the
wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and abracadabra! ... two ti ckets for
the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well ..
this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once
in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than me".
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed ..but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and ...abracadabra! The
husband became 92 years old.


The moral of this story
Men might be ungrateful idiots,
But fairies are...
FEMALE!