Sad Story

[thorton]

A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half
an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs
his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts
crying. "Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time." says the truck
driver. "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life." says the little guy between sobs.
"I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important
meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found
my car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after
the cab left, I discovered that I left my wallet in the cab. At home I
found my wife in bed with the neighbor. So I came to this bar trying to
work up the courage to put an end to my life.

And then you show up and drink the poison."