Garage Door

[thorton]

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing
his zipper was down and his fly area wide open.

His assistant walked up to him and said, "This morning when
you left your house, did you close your garage door?"

The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and
walked into his office puzzled by the question. As he finished
his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and
zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's
question about his "garage door."

He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her
desk to ask, "When my garage door was open,
did you see my Hummer parked in there?"

She smiled and said, "No, I didn't. All I saw
was an old mini van with two flat tires."