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spotts
07-27-2007, 12:38 PM
Theres alot of rednecks in North Carolina. Watch who you get directions from if you get lost.......

http://cagle.msnbc.com/news/ReynoldsMenSearch/images/nascarfan.jpg
jpb2
07-27-2007, 09:07 PM
I gotta get through Kentucky and Tennessee befor I arive. Talk about shallow gene pools:eek:
selfemployed
07-27-2007, 09:18 PM
Thats good Jack. You fly everywhere so you should be safe.
southern girl
07-31-2007, 05:23 PM
Naaa

If you got directions from a real redneck you would get

You see that tree over there, take a left then turn right by the white fence, go over the hill till you see a pond to the right, then look left, there it is.


:D
benncool
07-31-2007, 05:52 PM
You all heard the New England way of giving directions--- Yaaah can't get thar from here!

Or in Jeff's case, "You're out of here Pal." :D
key
07-31-2007, 05:58 PM
You all heard the New England way of giving directions--- Yaaah can't get thar from here!

Or in Jeff's case, "You're out of here Pal." :D


CANADIAN WAY:

Where's the BEER?
BigJon3475
07-31-2007, 06:15 PM
Naaa

If you got directions from a real redneck you would get

You see that tree over there, take a left then turn right by the white fence, go over the hill till you see a pond to the right, then look left, there it is.


:D


Not official directions till they include "if you go over the train tracks you have gone to far" :D
jpb2
07-31-2007, 08:23 PM
You all heard the New England way of giving directions--- Yaaah can't get thar from here!

Or in Jeff's case, "You're out of here Pal." :D

Jeff saves paperwork and maps including smoking pigs so he can terrorize an area later.
glennac
07-31-2007, 08:46 PM
You get better directions if you are driving an old pick up truck.
muskie770
07-31-2007, 11:18 PM
You get better directions if you are driving an old pick up truck.

That's good news! I'm driving this one down there.

http://www.heaterman.com/2006_0429brownf1500004.JPG
selfemployed
07-31-2007, 11:34 PM
That's good news! I'm driving this one down there.

http://www.heaterman.com/2006_0429brownf1500004.JPG

You better put a gun rack in there or they will know your not from around here. Little red mud on it would help too. :D
muskie770
08-01-2007, 11:49 AM
I though I would get a Rebel Flag plate for the front, would that work?

I got some stuff to black out a front tooth for Miss Lynda, and gonna dress her in flannel with pig tails in her hair and a pair of cut off denim short pants. Got me some Bocephus to blast on the radio too.

YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!
benncool
08-01-2007, 11:57 AM
I though I would get a Rebel Flag plate for the front, would that work?

I got some stuff to black out a front tooth for Miss Lynda, and gonna dress her in flannel with pig tails in her hair and a pair of cut off denim short pants. Got me some Bocephus to blast on the radio too.

YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAW!!!!


Just as long as they don't burn a cross outside your room we will be all set. I assume we are all invited to Muskie's room. Hey it's a tradition now.:D

PS: Tell Ms. Linda that I can't wait to see the demum shorts.:rolleyes:
muskie770
08-01-2007, 12:00 PM
Or we may go for this look.......

http://outhouserag.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/redneck.JPG
spotts
08-01-2007, 12:38 PM
Better get the "Mud Flap Girl" on there somewhere too. http://koinpro.tripod.com/BarsMedalsRounds/MudFlapGirlCoinAg.jpg
glennac
08-04-2007, 12:49 AM
Or we may go for this look.......

http://outhouserag.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/redneck.JPG

If Miss Linda looks that hot youa'll have the best seat covers down here.
ckone180
08-06-2007, 12:18 AM
Where are all the rednecks in NC? There are none left, only Yankee transplants here, move along, nothing more to see.....
BigJon3475
08-06-2007, 11:06 AM
Where are all the rednecks in NC? There are none left, only Yankee transplants here, move along, nothing more to see.....


Where I'm at is nothing but folks from the North......Uptown
ckone180
08-07-2007, 12:02 AM
Where I'm at is nothing but folks from the North......Uptown

We should invite everyone to try out our new trains, they are shiny:D
spotts
08-08-2007, 07:08 PM
We should invite everyone to try out our new trains, they are shiny:D

OH BOY!

http://www.danzfamily.com/archives/blogphotos/06/528-thomas-the-tank-engine.jpg
BigJon3475
08-08-2007, 08:12 PM
LOL.........hang on when I get my breath back I'll answer.........


Okay I got it back....Don't they need to finish them first? What is it now 5 million over budget? We should put a request on the next voting forum for some competent civil engineers. You'd think being one of the biggest banking states in America we could have someone else competent at something other than building high rises.
RoBoTeq
08-08-2007, 10:36 PM
OH BOY!

http://www.danzfamily.com/archives/blogphotos/06/528-thomas-the-tank-engine.jpg

Is this the Thomas in Strasburg? That's about 11 miles from me if it is.
ckone180
08-09-2007, 11:32 PM
LOL.........hang on when I get my breath back I'll answer.........


Okay I got it back....Don't they need to finish them first? What is it now 5 million over budget? We should put a request on the next voting forum for some competent civil engineers. You'd think being one of the biggest banking states in America we could have someone else competent at something other than building high rises.

Actually, try 50 million. I think they estimated 200 mil and now it is at 250 mil and climbing. They run right now, about two miles in either direction. If we allow them to ride the train Charlotte will have met their goal for all of 2008! What a deal!:D
pabull
08-10-2007, 10:52 AM
No directions here are complete unless they contain the words "down yonder".
Down yonder is a term of distance which is unspecified. Please familiarize oneself with that term. You'll be thankful you did.




(been here since 1993.....haven't found down yonder yet):D
spotts
08-10-2007, 03:32 PM
(been here since 1993.....haven't found down yonder yet):D

Long as I find "Yonder Road" I'll be OK.

Robo has already left. I hope he makes it on time. I had to use a very high speed camera to catch his progress.








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