generaltech1
07-26-2007, 09:39 PM
Two old race car drivers, Bubba and Jeff were setting on the front porch, arguing about whose car was faster.
After a heated exchange, Bubba says, "Hell, my dog is faster than yer damn car! To that, Jeff replied, "Well, git yer damn dog, and we'll just see about that!
Well, with Jeff behind the wheel, and Bubba's dog by the side of the car, they take off. Jeff checks his speed, he's going 60, and turns to Bubba and says, "Ok smart ass, where's yer damn dog now?!" Bubba looks out the car window and says, "He's running right along side." That just makes Jeff even more mad, so he punches it to 160! He turns to Bubba to ask, "Ok, smart ass, where's your dog, now?! At that point, Jeff crosses the double yellow, and get into a head on wreck.
In thier hospital beds, Jeff turns to Bubba an asks, "Ok, smart ass, where's your damn dog NOW?! Bubba leans over his bed and say's, "Right along side us." Jeff looks over and say's, "Yeah, but whats that ring around his neck? Bubba says, "Oh, thats just his @$$hole, he aint used to stoppin that quick!"
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After a heated exchange, Bubba says, "Hell, my dog is faster than yer damn car! To that, Jeff replied, "Well, git yer damn dog, and we'll just see about that!
Well, with Jeff behind the wheel, and Bubba's dog by the side of the car, they take off. Jeff checks his speed, he's going 60, and turns to Bubba and says, "Ok smart ass, where's yer damn dog now?!" Bubba looks out the car window and says, "He's running right along side." That just makes Jeff even more mad, so he punches it to 160! He turns to Bubba to ask, "Ok, smart ass, where's your dog, now?! At that point, Jeff crosses the double yellow, and get into a head on wreck.
In thier hospital beds, Jeff turns to Bubba an asks, "Ok, smart ass, where's your damn dog NOW?! Bubba leans over his bed and say's, "Right along side us." Jeff looks over and say's, "Yeah, but whats that ring around his neck? Bubba says, "Oh, thats just his @$$hole, he aint used to stoppin that quick!"
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