doc ice
07-20-2007, 01:55 PM
Subject: The fishing trip....
Four married guys go fishing.
After an hour,
The following conversation took place:
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to
be able to come out fishing this weekend.
I had to promise my wife that I will paint
Every room in our house next weekend."
Second guy: "That's nothing; I had to promise my
wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to
promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for
her."
They continue to fish when they realize that the
fourth guy has not said a word.
So they asked him,
"You haven't said anything about what you had to do
to be able to come fishing this weekend.
What's the deal?"
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30am.
When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a
nudge and said,
"Fishing or Sex"
And she said,
"Wear sun-block."
Four married guys go fishing.
After an hour,
The following conversation took place:
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to
be able to come out fishing this weekend.
I had to promise my wife that I will paint
Every room in our house next weekend."
Second guy: "That's nothing; I had to promise my
wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to
promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for
her."
They continue to fish when they realize that the
fourth guy has not said a word.
So they asked him,
"You haven't said anything about what you had to do
to be able to come fishing this weekend.
What's the deal?"
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30am.
When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a
nudge and said,
"Fishing or Sex"
And she said,
"Wear sun-block."