selfemployed
07-14-2007, 07:07 PM
INSTALLING A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM (SOUTHERN STYLE)
>
> 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 16
work
> boots.
>
> 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copies of Guns & Ammo
> magazine and some back-issues of NRA magazine.
>
> 3. Put several giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines
(Include a
> deer thigh-bone).
>
> 4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
>
> Hey Duke,
>
> Big Jim, Slammer, Slim, and I went for more hollow-point ammo. Back
in an
> hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this
> morning and they messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took
part in
> it. Thank God! It was hard to tell, though, from all the blood. Took
> Bobbi-Jo hours to clean up the sidewalk. Anyways, I locked all four
of 'em
> dogs up in
> the house. Better wait outside. They're kinda spooked.
>
> We be right back, Bubba
>
> 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 16
work
> boots.
>
> 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copies of Guns & Ammo
> magazine and some back-issues of NRA magazine.
>
> 3. Put several giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines
(Include a
> deer thigh-bone).
>
> 4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
>
> Hey Duke,
>
> Big Jim, Slammer, Slim, and I went for more hollow-point ammo. Back
in an
> hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this
> morning and they messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took
part in
> it. Thank God! It was hard to tell, though, from all the blood. Took
> Bobbi-Jo hours to clean up the sidewalk. Anyways, I locked all four
of 'em
> dogs up in
> the house. Better wait outside. They're kinda spooked.
>
> We be right back, Bubba