Benncool

[bigbird]

Hay, benncool. I started that social security questions on line. What a night mare.They asked for xwifes name, ss # date of marraige, date of devorice,
address, How the hell do i know any of that stuff.Why they asking these questions? The evil one is not going to get any of my money.Is she???
This easy thing to do as you said is going to take me till i`m 70 to do.

[dutchcool]

BB,

tell them you died !

:D

[bigbird]

Good idea dutchie, i`ll tell them to send me a lump sum check to pay for my grave.
I tried that he died thing with the tax man but my wife cought me doing it & ripped the return up.
I can see i might die before i ever get this form filed.

[dutchcool]

lump sum - definition of lump sum - A single payment for the total amount due, as opposed to a series of periodic payments.

Learn every day here with you guys !

[bigbird]

Yes, lump sum.....all the money one time instead of payments.
Now dutchie, what ever i say in words here are not exactly correct.
I do not have that much of an education as i spent more time kicked out of school than i did in school.In fact, when i was kicked out of english class they put me in a sewing class.That is why i can`t spell.

[dutchcool]

No worries BB ,
i cant spell either, and i love the spellcheck feature on the Google toolbar !

[otto]

No worries BB ,
i cant spell either, and i love the spellcheck feature on the Google toolbar !
That's because you use too many consonants in your language!:D

[bigbird]

What the hell is a consonants?? CAn you take a pill for it???

[bootlen]

What the hell is a consonants?? CAn you take a pill for it???
_u_e. I _i_. _a_e_ i_ _a__ _o __e__, __ou__.

[oroy54]

What the hell is a consonants?? CAn you take a pill for it???

You don't know. That's those Russin guys in space.

[bigbird]

Thats what i thought ,roy.Maybe otto misspelled the word.
Look what bootlen typed. Man talks with forked tonge., or chinese.

[oroy54]

But he don't know how crafty them axes are. You are only libable for the years that you were married. If she is still alive. ;) ;)

[srmfsr]

Hay, benncool............
This easy thing to do as you said is going to take me till i`m 70 to do.


Look at it this way....at least you'll have more paid into it by then.:D

Seriously, I don't know if they have to have all that. Since I'm still with the first one after 44yrs, it didn't take me over 15 minutes to fill it out.
But no, she won't get any of your benefits. Just tell'm you don't know if she's still alive.

[otto]

This should help explain consonants and vowels
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3730076521048835954&q=three+stooges+vowel&total=1&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

[oroy54]

You are really something else. :D

[bigbird]

I`ll ship her to holland & let her live with dutchcool.He`ll take care of it for me.
Maybe she will crash land on her broomstick on holloween night.

[oroy54]

It ain't that easy to be nice to and axe. Let her stay around and watch the worm turn in your favor. Men will always make it in life. That is the way it was supposed to be in the beginning and still is. Men have many assets. Women only have one. ;)

[Green Mountain]

Seriously, I don't know if they have to have all that. Since I'm still with the first one after 44yrs, it didn't take me over 15 minutes to fill it out.
But no, she won't get any of your benefits. Just tell'm you don't know if she's still alive.

Sorry BB I wasn't around all weekend. The mother-in-law died on Saturday morning so you know how that is. My son came and got me off the golf course. Now I have to take care of her parakeet. My mother in law finally gave me the bird.

Anyway, what sr said is true. Start the process on line and they give you a "case" number. If you don't finish filling in everything then you can log off. Get any information and sign back in at a later time without starting over. You get up to 4 months to complete the form before you have to start again.

To dutchcool: No they won't let you take it in a lump sum. They only pay you while you are alive. If you retire at 63 you get less money every month.
If you wait until you are 70 then you get more money every month. But Social Security is based on the fact(or hopes) that you will drop dead at an early age.
Your wife gets a tiny amount of your dough if she has never worked and paid into the system.

[vmc1161]

Yes, lump sum.....all the money one time instead of payments.
Now dutchie, what ever i say in words here exactly correct.
I do not have that much of an education as they put me in a sewing class.That is why I like dress's.


:eek: :eek: :eek: :D

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[dutchcool]

I`ll ship her to holland & let her live with dutchcool.He`ll take care of it for me.
Maybe she will crash land on her broomstick on holloween night.


BigB,
are you sure, she don't have a sister over here already ?
You know my marriage is like a ferry tale, ... when i come home from work,...the witch is already on the sofa !
And she sure don't need no Halloween night.!!!



:D

:o

[dutchcool]

To dutchcool: No they won't let you take it in a lump sum. They only pay you while you are alive. If you retire at 63 you get less money every month.
If you wait until you are 70 then you get more money every month. But Social Security is based on the fact(or hopes) that you will drop dead at an early age.
Your wife gets a tiny amount of your dough if she has never worked and paid into the system.


Well,
i have to keep on breathing than !

taak a look at my avatar, wile reading this !

:D

[Diceman]

Sorry BB I wasn't around all weekend. The mother-in-law died on Saturday morning so you know how that is. My son came and got me off the golf course. Now I have to take care of her parakeet. My mother in law finally gave me the bird.

Anyway, what sr said is true. Start the process on line and they give you a "case" number. If you don't finish filling in everything then you can log off. Get any information and sign back in at a later time without starting over. You get up to 4 months to complete the form before you have to start again.

To dutchcool: No they won't let you take it in a lump sum. They only pay you while you are alive. If you retire at 63 you get less money every month.
If you wait until you are 70 then you get more money every month. But Social Security is based on the fact(or hopes) that you will drop dead at an early age.
Your wife gets a tiny amount of your dough if she has never worked and paid into the system.

Hey, give our sympathies to the War Dept.
Sorry to hear that.