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gerryboy00
05-25-2002, 11:21 PM
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild,naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.


GEOGRAPHY OF MEN

Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.
RoBoTeq
05-26-2002, 10:59 AM
Cool, my 44 year old girlfriend falls into the 21 - 30 region.

I think you could admust the male ages to 11 - 80.

I felt compelled to actually think about each womans age bio, then just cracked up with the male entry.
mylanta
05-26-2002, 11:29 AM
We here have no place for such insensitive jokes! You are obviously continentally prejudiced because there was no mention whatsoever of Antartica and Australia, but you choose to show favoritism toward Africa, the Americas (North and South), Asia (India, Mongolia, Afghanistan), and Europe (France, Yugoslavia, Russia). And when mentioning America you did not acknowledge the indigenous people that were here before the Europe explorers! In such an enlightened age how can you maintain such a prejudiced mind set?
RoBoTeq
05-26-2002, 01:37 PM
Just a thought Maxlanta, could it be your better half is as frigid as Antarctica except when it comes to the Australian outback type? I think you were spared some hurt feelings with the continental analogy.

As far as indigenous Americans, they do not want to be identified with this post.
mylanta
05-26-2002, 09:30 PM
http://www.iwebphoto.com/Clients/hvac/Album3/mylanta.jpg
RoBoTeq
05-26-2002, 09:43 PM
That sounds disgusting, and it's me saying that. There are not many nighttime scenarios that disgust me, but that is not an appealing thought. Man, I'm gonna have to rent a lot of porn to get rid of that image.

On the other hand, your better half is kinda hot!
mylanta
05-26-2002, 11:59 PM
Man, I'm gonna have to take a lot of mylanta to get rid of that image of you watching porn.
RoBoTeq
05-27-2002, 01:23 AM
Is your wife using your name to post Mylanta?