thorton
06-20-2007, 07:17 PM
GOTTA LOVE A NEWFOUNDLANDER
A Frenchman, an Englishman and Newfoundlander are exploring the
jungle and are captured by a fierce tribe. As they sit in a
hut, awaiting their fate, the chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that
now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you, and use your skins to build a new canoe.
The good news is you get to choose how you die."
The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." The chief gives him some poison,
the Frenchman says," Vive la France!" drinks it down and drops dead.
The Englishman says, "A pistol for me please." The chief gives him a pistol,
the Englishman points it at his head, says, "God save the queen!" and blows his brains out.
The Newfoundlander says, "Give us a fork, chief." The chief looks
puzzled, but he gives him a fork. The Newfoundlander starts jabbing
himself all over-- his stomach, his face, his neck, chest, sides, legs
and blood is gushing all over the place.
"What are you doing?" screams the chief. The Newfoundlander looks
at the chief and says, " So much for your canoe, Arsehole!!"
A Frenchman, an Englishman and Newfoundlander are exploring the
jungle and are captured by a fierce tribe. As they sit in a
hut, awaiting their fate, the chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that
now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you, and use your skins to build a new canoe.
The good news is you get to choose how you die."
The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." The chief gives him some poison,
the Frenchman says," Vive la France!" drinks it down and drops dead.
The Englishman says, "A pistol for me please." The chief gives him a pistol,
the Englishman points it at his head, says, "God save the queen!" and blows his brains out.
The Newfoundlander says, "Give us a fork, chief." The chief looks
puzzled, but he gives him a fork. The Newfoundlander starts jabbing
himself all over-- his stomach, his face, his neck, chest, sides, legs
and blood is gushing all over the place.
"What are you doing?" screams the chief. The Newfoundlander looks
at the chief and says, " So much for your canoe, Arsehole!!"