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Tool-Slinger
06-06-2007, 10:20 PM
I found the PERFECT company to invest ALL of my money in! Within a few weeks, I will CERTAINLY be rich beyond my WILDEST DREAMS! I have found the best company EVER to buy stock in!

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8PJ2RN80&show_article=1&catnum=-1

When I get up in the morning, FIRST THING, I am going STRAIGHT to the stock yard and INVEST EVERTYHING I have on this companies' stock! After I combine this WINDFALL with my 'soon to arrive' nigerian lottery win, I will have more money than I will be able to count! So long, SUCKERS, I will be associating with the likes of Paris Hilton{no doubt proudlt sporting some of my own product} by next weekend!






PS, How much stock can I buy for $17. 83? And where can I find Paris Hilton?

ga-hvac-tech
06-06-2007, 10:25 PM
I found the PERFECT company to invest ALL of my money in! Within a few weeks, I will CERTAINLY be rich beyond my WILDEST DREAMS! I have found the best company EVER to buy stock in!

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8PJ2RN80&show_article=1&catnum=-1

When I get up in the morning, FIRST THING, I am going STRAIGHT to the stock yard and INVEST EVERTYHING I have on this companies' stock! After I combine this WINDFALL with my 'soon to arrive' nigerian lottery win, I will have more money than I will be able to count! So long, SUCKERS, I will be associating with the likes of Paris Hilton by next weekend!








PS, How much stock can I buy for $17. 83? And where can I find Paris Hilton?


If you go see Paris Hilton, you may not be in control of your life... She is on her way to jail.

Tool-Slinger
06-06-2007, 11:18 PM
If you go see Paris Hilton, you may not be in control of your life... She is on her way to jail.
Okay , FINE then, what should I care? I sent Natasha{my lovely and deticated russian mail-order-bride) my credit-card information, so she will be here within a few days anyway. You are obviously just jelous. It's okay, I don't hold it against you. I'll really have fond memories of you when I am ''kickin' it back'' by the pool at my Cuban paradise tropical time-share.

ga-hvac-tech
06-07-2007, 09:34 AM
Okay , FINE then, what should I care? I sent Natasha{my lovely and deticated russian mail-order-bride) my credit-card information, so she will be here within a few days anyway. You are obviously just jelous. It's okay, I don't hold it against you. I'll really have fond memories of you when I am ''kickin' it back'' by the pool at my Cuban paradise tropical time-share.

Send us some pictures, we love pictures... :D

Did you see the original triple X movie (no, not porn), the one with Vim Deisel as the lead actor? That Russian babe looked like fun... :cool: