Sig Lines

[hvactech13]

Who do you think the following sig lines best fit?

1- Back off! You're in my aura.

2- Macho Law forbids me from admitting I'm wrong.

3- Better living through denial

4- I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.

5- This is a mean and damned cruel world & I want my nappy & medication right now!

6- I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks

7- Is it time for your medication or mine?

Some people on here could use multiples!!:eek: :D

[chillbilly]

Who do you think the following sig lines best fit?

1- Back off! You're in my aura.

2- Macho Law forbids me from admitting I'm wrong.

3- Better living through denial

4- I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.

5- This is a mean and damned cruel world & I want my nappy & medication right now!

6- I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks

7- Is it time for your medication or mine?

Some people on here could use multiples!!:eek: :D
I don't know whether to chime in or not.
Someone will be pinning one of them on me.
:D :D :D

[hvactech13]

No takers? Fine I'll start it then. :D


1- Back off! You're in my aura. James 3528

2- Macho Law forbids me from admitting I'm wrong. Carnak

3- Better living through denial. geerair

4- I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up. wolfstrike

5- This is a mean and damned cruel world & I want my nappy & medication right now! tinknocker44

6- I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks. oloenneker

7- Is it time for your medication or mine? isitfixedyet


How many enemies have I now made?:eek:

[chillbilly]

LOL
I dunno how many enemies you made but I sure got a laugh out of it.
:D :D :D

[Roscoe]

Ohhhhhhhhhh man this is gonna get good.....:D :D

[tonys]

how about:

"as dumb-as-it-gets"
...boner-bill.

[Roscoe]

how about:

"as dumb-as-it-gets"
...boner-bill.


:confused:

[hvactech13]

8- I am to mankind what a gelatinous mass of camel vomit is to gourmet foods. tonys

9- I am nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt me one day. geerair

[mrs reb77]

Hey you are good at that!

Um, I don't have a line....but I'm kinda scared to see what you'd suggest! :eek:

[hvactech13]

Hey you are good at that!

Um, I don't have a line....but I'm kinda scared to see what you'd suggest! :eek:

It would depend on the day. I think in general you could get by with this:

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your uniquely idiotic point of view! mrs reb77

When dealing with geer I might suggest:

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable! mrs reb77

[glennac]

I believe that you messed up on one line. #2 is owned be Geer. He has never admitted to a mistake in his entire life even when proven dead wrong. The rest are right on though. You should add.
10. Tell it like it is. Cool Whip
11. Do you want my opinion? Bootlen
Glad I was left out on this one. :D :D :D

[slimwoodie]

i like mine ....:)

[glennac]

Maybe I ought to add one for me. 12. Tell it like it used to be. glennac8:D :D :D

[ralphtheplumber]

Your stupid little opinion has been noted.

The proctologist called...they found your head.

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

I don't have a license to kill, just a learners permit

Never mistake motion for action

My therapist says it's not my fault

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

[mrs reb77]

maybe I found one...for a while...

[coordinatesales]

Besides my current one, I've used the these as well:

If it ain’t broke, fix it till it is!

I’m one of a kind…At least, that’s what everybody hopes!

[chillbilly]

8- I am to mankind what a gelatinous mass of camel vomit is to gourmet foods. tonys

LOL
Ask tony about benzine.
:D

[oloenneker]

6- I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks. oloenneker



Huh, what?! My ears where burning.

I like the sig line I have, thank you very much.

Paychecks and careers go hand in hand. I guess you treat this trade as a hobby... Sorry to hear about that.

[oloenneker]

LOL
Ask tony about benzine.
:D

Awww Not this shieeite again!

[chillbilly]

Awww Not this shieeite again!
Oh, shut up and crawl back in your commie hole.




And I don't mean geer's arse.

[tinknocker44]

Starting catcher for the Gayas$ club. Bukkakebill

I'm an idiot and have no answers so I'll just call you a name. Jane

Summers here. Time to bikini wax my chest. Butch

[chillbilly]

Tinky winky

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[mcr]

i like mine ....:)I like mine too! And NEVER a more truthfull thought has benn spoken!:D :D ;)

[hvactech13]

Huh, what?! My ears where burning.

I like the sig line I have, thank you very much.

Paychecks and careers go hand in hand. I guess you treat this trade as a hobby... Sorry to hear about that.

Wasn't trying to get your tutu in a twist there oloe :eek:

Jeez can't even fun a O-re-gonian stump jumping goofball with an inferiority complex I guess :( :D Let me know when ya tone down the serious level or get a sense of humor. :p