HVAC Sevice call

[A Line Mechanical]

A union hvac tech was called to a woman's apartment in New York to repair her A/C. When he arrived he was pleased to discover that the woman was quite a luscious, well-stacked babe, and during the course of the afternoon the two became extremely friendly.

About 5.30 p.m. the phone rang, disturbing the bedroom
shenanigans. "That was my husband," she said, "He's on
his way home, but he's going back to the office around 8.
Come back then, dear, and we can take up where we left off."

The union tech looked at the woman in disbelief.
"What? On my own time??"






**disclaimer-this is only a joke, if anyones religious views are offended or if anyone has a problem with the referenced extra-maritial sex... I apologize in advance and
please call 1-800-WAAAAAAAAA

[absrbrtek]

Im really offended by the union bashing. You can bust on any thing religion, sex, sexualities or whatever. Anything but the union. Your joke isnt even funny even though the news media is bashing the unions its not true. :)

BOSS
Can you stop them from union bashing. I find it highly offensive. :)

Now on a serious note: Very few calls are done in residences by union techs. Ill bet it was a non union tech. Alot of those non union one man companies exchange sex for service.

[RoBoTeq]

A union hvac dude goes to a brothel for a little bump and grind. He tells the madam he is concerned about the labor issues with her business and wants to be sure the labor force gets a major portion of the gross like the unions require. The madam tells him that 20% of his payment goes to the lady and the rest goes to the house. He leaves.

After 3 more episodes with 3 other brothels that are the same as the first the man finally finds a brothel that suits his requirement. The madam tells him that 80% of his payment goes to the lady.

The man tells the madam that he would like to spend his time with a good looking, well endowed young thing sitting in the parlor. The madam replies: I'll bet you would, however, pointing to a 73 year old woman with boobs to the floor, Gertrude there has seniority and has to work first.

[absrbrtek]

Robin
That was funny. But we have no seniority in any of the HVAC locals that I know of in my area. You dont cut it and your out. Doesnt matter how long youve been there. If you suck your gone.


Originally posted by Robin Boyd
A union hvac dude goes to a brothel for a little bump and grind. He tells the madam he is concerned about the labor issues with her business and wants to be sure the labor force gets a major portion of the gross like the unions require. The madam tells him that 20% of his payment goes to the lady and the rest goes to the house. He leaves.

After 3 more episodes with 3 other brothels that are the same as the first the man finally finds a brothel that suits his requirement. The madam tells him that 80% of his payment goes to the lady.

The man tells the madam that he would like to spend his time with a good looking, well endowed young thing sitting in the parlor. The madam replies: I'll bet you would, however, pointing to a 73 year old woman with boobs to the floor, Gertrude there has seniority and has to work first.

[rich pickering]

Robin,LOL and I've been a member of 4 different unions.