thorton
05-22-2007, 04:01 PM
A little kid was sitting attentively in Science class when
the teacher said, "An interesting phenomenon in nature is that
only humans stutter. No other animal in the world does this."
Suddenly, the little boy's hand shot up. "Not correct, Miss!"
he said."Please explain, Christopher," replied the teacher.
"Well, Miss, just the other day while I was playing
with my cat on the veranda, the neighbor's rottweiler came
'round the corner. My cat went "ffffffffff! fffffffffff! ffffffffff!" but......
before he could say '**** Off!....the dog ate him!"
the teacher said, "An interesting phenomenon in nature is that
only humans stutter. No other animal in the world does this."
Suddenly, the little boy's hand shot up. "Not correct, Miss!"
he said."Please explain, Christopher," replied the teacher.
"Well, Miss, just the other day while I was playing
with my cat on the veranda, the neighbor's rottweiler came
'round the corner. My cat went "ffffffffff! fffffffffff! ffffffffff!" but......
before he could say '**** Off!....the dog ate him!"