See-Through Lingerie

[BJ]

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A man goes to Victoria Secret to buy his wife the most sheer lingerie he can find. The woman behind the counter goes and gets an outfit.
"This is $200," she says.

"I want one that's more sheer," says he.

"This one is $350."

"I want it even more sheer than that."

"This one is the most sheer that we have. It's $500."

"I'll take it!"

The man goes home to his wife and shows it to her, saying, "Go put this on and come down to model it for me."

His wife goes upstairs, opens the box and thinks, "This thing is so see-through that the old coot won't even notice if I'm wearing it or not. I can take this back for a refund and he won't know the difference."

So his wife comes out wearing nothing at all and strikes a pose at the top of the stairs.

"So, how do you like it?" she asks.

Her husband then complains, "Darn, you'd think for $500 they'd iron the da** thing!"http://www.givemesomebeak.com/princess.gifhttp://www.hallospass.de/smilies/smilie_lol.gif http://www.givemesomebeak.com/EYEPATCH.gif

[RoBoTeq]

Cute.

[Irascible]

Good one.

BTW, It might just be me. But it seems like BJ, the discussion of undergarments, and Robin Boyd are never too far from each other. :D

[BJ]

Robin follows me around the internet no matter
what!http://www.givemesomebeak.com/pcangry.gif
http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_klein_1/outtahere.gif
BTW Robin likes Sheep!http://www.smilies-world.de/Smilies/Smilies_Animals_1/sheep.gif

[Edited by BJ on 05-09-2002 at 05:13 AM]

[htg guy]

BJ: just careful with the jokes remember Robins heart condition. Don't want him gettin too excited. Two things he picks up on real quick on this site are women and Goodman haters.

[RoBoTeq]

"Ewe talking to me?", he said sheepishly.

BJ, thanks for the smiley sheep. My cardialogist says that this kind of excitement is good for the heart. My girlfriend asked.

Wow, check out the bounce on that sheep.

Oh, and BJ, you followed me on the internet. My god woman, have some dignity!