What time is it?

[mylanta]

These appear to be amusing and safe sites:

Real Time (http://yugop.com/ver3/stuff/03/fla.html)

Pixels (http://www.xs4all.nl/~elout/) Click on items at top of page

Gender Test (http://test3.thespark.com/gendertest/)

[Edited by mylanta on 05-07-2002 at 11:36 AM]

[RoBoTeq]

Thanks Mylanta, the gender test says I am a women. My girlfriend is going to be devastated. We must be dykes. The names fit, Robin and Lisa, sounds like a dyke couple. Come to think of it, I really do enjoy many of the same things that lesbians enjoy.

[mylanta]

You are probably a lesbian trapped in a man's body. It all works out.

[ZoneMe]

Originally posted by mylanta
These appear to be amusing and safe sites:

Real Time (http://yugop.com/ver3/stuff/03/fla.html)

Pixels (http://www.xs4all.nl/~elout/) Click on items at top of page

Gender Test (http://test3.thespark.com/gendertest/)

[Edited by mylanta on 05-07-2002 at 11:36 AM]


Last two sites rock. First one is okay. Checked my computer and palm pilot clocks. By the way, the test guessed with 86% confidence that I'm a man. I guess I just don't like to do enough lesbian stuff for it to guess that I'm a woman.

[infwsdm]

Cool, I'm still a man.

even though I prefer to be called slot machine over black jack:D

[mylanta]

Were any of you all bothered by this photo in the Gender Test?

http://www.iwebphoto.com/Clients/hvac/Album3/goatman.jpg

If this is a test that we have to pass in order to prove that we are men, I might just have to reconsider if it is worth passing.

[Edited by mylanta on 05-07-2002 at 10:31 PM]

[motorboy1]

This is a bogus test. You can answer any question any which way you choose except for one. Question 48, "Do you usually carry things in your pockets?", is the key question. Since most men "usually" carry things in their pockets, if you are a man and you answered the question truthfully it would probably give them oh, about an 86% probability that you are a man. Just the opposite for a woman.

I'm curious Robin, what was your answer for question 48?

Am I right on this?

[RoBoTeq]

I thought the same thing about several questions. I answered #48 yes. I think they can access who is taking the test and assumed that Robin was a female.

Mylanta, the real question to the picture you posted is "do you relate to the man or the lamb?"

[RoBoTeq]

OK, I just went back over the gender test. I came out dead center between the male and female statistics. It claims men prefer white bedrooms as I did and that women would rather bleed to death than be lonely, I wouldn't. By the way ladies, that's just sick.

[Regulator]

OK, MYLANTA,

Now I have to go to a shrink to get that stuff out of my head....thanks. Please provide a warning next time.
The s6 Pixel brought back bad memories of a wreck I had with ice on the road. Later

at least I am still a man.......

[Edited by Regulator on 05-08-2002 at 05:27 AM]

[mylanta]

That photo REALLY was in the explanation of the results for the gender test. I didn't take the time to read what it said though.

[JayW]

I *knew* I was a man!

[BamaCracker]

My favorite question was number 23, where the possible answers were, "Yes," and "Yeah."

I'm not the least bit surprised (or concerned) that they predicted me to be female by a 86% confidence level. I'm a sensitive man, in touch with my feminine side (you girls take note!:D).

Why the hell would any woman want to call a guy "Slot Machine?"

[Carnak]

Originally posted by mylanta


If this is a test that we have to pass in order to prove that we are men, I might just have to reconsider if it is worth passing.

[Edited by mylanta on 05-07-2002 at 10:31 PM]

Maybe you should consider hip waders

[klute]

I am a DUDE! What a relief!

[James 3528]

I am a dude with really big feet!

[Edited by James 3528 on 06-21-2002 at 04:17 PM]

[klute]

You know what they say about dudes with big feet?

They wear big shoes!

[wolfdog]

Okay James, tell us about your little twinky feet.



The real deal:
http://www.iwebphoto.com/Clients/hvac/Album4/boot1.jpg

[James 3528]

I`ll send you a $100 so you can buy some smaller ones that fit!

[wolfdog]

Nah you keep the money and buy yourself some ballet slippers.

[Carnak]

Looks like a 14 or a 15.

When I was a kid from age nine to fourteen the quote "act your age not your shoe size" was meaningless.

Felt sorry for my parents, new skates each hockey season.

Mother bronzed my baby shoes, they would make a good poster for promoting c-sections.