Help find James 3528 a woman

[mylanta]

We've all heard a lot recently from James 3528 about how he lost his red-headed northern wife a while ago and is now lonely. Since he mentions it so often, I figure that his is asking for our help. Maybe we can find some available women for him to choose from, so that he isn't lonely any more. Maybe it will make him happier. Post your photos here of those women who you think might be a match for James 3528.

[mylanta]

http://www.iwebphoto.com/Clients/hvac/Album2/poolballsmouth.jpg

[RoBoTeq]

Perfect! Can handle a lot of balls with no room for anything else.

[mylanta]

http://www.iwebphoto.com/Clients/hvac/Album2/strangegirl.jpg
She shouldn't see James 3528's faults, or if she does, she shouldn't speak bad of him.

[mylanta]

... a little devil
http://www.iwebphoto.com/Clients/hvac/Album2/demonique_big.jpg

[BamaCracker]

I found a picture of James' ex on-line (at least she claims she is his ex) at:
http://www.uglypeople.com/uglywomen/html/up-women-00283.htm

[RoBoTeq]

This is getting mean. Ugly people have the same right to the pursuit of happiness. That is why alcohol is still legal.

[htg guy]

A word thats uglier than ugly needs to be put into dictionaries for some of those women. There's just not enough alcohol in the world.

[BamaCracker]

Originally posted by htg guy
A word thats uglier than ugly needs to be put into dictionaries for some of those women. There's just not enough alcohol in the world.

You mean like, "fugly?"

[htg guy]

This stuff needs to stop. There should be a law to prevent this from ever happening again. Just imagine looking into the crib at some of those women when they were babies, they had to be born that ugly. There's no way you could say "what a cute baby".

[RoBoTeq]

I think most ugly women get that way from their attitudes. That and the puckered up face from smoking can really detract from a womans looks.

"A good thing about men aging is that they start looking like Sean Connery, the bad thing about women getting older is that they start looking like Sean Connery".

[mylanta]

I'm afraid that I won't be able to post anymore after this because I have to gouge out my eyes with a red hot pocker!

If that photo is true, then we need to take up a collection to reimburse James 3528 for his divorce and his ongoing mental therapy. No one should have to be within 3 states of that!

[BamaCracker]

Originally posted by mylanta
I'm afraid that I won't be able to post anymore after this because I have to gouge out my eyes with a red hot pocker!

AH HA!!

You aren't really from Atlanta are you? If you were, you'd know you need a red hot poker to put you eyes out after looking at ugly women.

Or maybe it was just a bad keystroke? I mean, a feller can get tired, right? :D

I had a hard time finding the picture of James' ex, because I had to sift through all those other women. I had one hand over my good eye, just in case.

[RoBoTeq]

Your braver than I am BamaBoy.

So Mylanta, you been to Maine or checked it out on media? Ever been up to the Baltimore-DC area?

[mylanta]

Originally posted by Robin Boyd
So Mylanta, you been to Maine or checked it out on media? Ever been up to the Baltimore-DC area?

Both my parents were born and raised in DC until graduating (and then moving away). So I had grandparents and still have other relatives in DC area. One set of grandparents eventually moved to Coral Gables Florida, but up until maybe 15 years ago, I had my grandmother living in Silver Springs MD off of New Hampshire Avenue. So growing up of course there were many trips to DC to visit relatives and grandparents. When I was in college in North Carolina, I would sometimes drive up to DC for breaks. When I was young, my family used to vacation around the Bethany Beach / Rehobeth Beach area. Learned to water ski on a lake around the canals. Used to catch crabs in the canals for many hours using a chicken neck and a net.

Never really been to Baltimore except to drive thru the tunnel to get to the other side.

My parents eventually moved to Connecticut when I was in college. Avon / West Simsbury, which are western suburbs of Hartford. I've been to Boston a few times on business. So some of my summers, some of my Christmases, were spent around Hartford. My sister lives in Keene New Hampshire. My younger brother lives somewhere in eastern Connecticut. So we went up there for weddings, occasional get-to-togethers. 3 years ago at my brother's wedding we took a 2 day side trip to the coast of Rhode Island, and then to the coast of New Hampshire, and the very southern part of Maine. Loved it. 2 years ago my wife and younger son took a 3 week vacation in Maine, visiting lighthouses and such. I visited them for a long weekend at Acadia. Last summer my wife and son again visited Maine, and again I visited them.

[mylanta]

Originally posted by BamaCracker
...you'd know you need a red hot poker to put you eyes out after looking at ugly women. Or maybe it was just a bad keystroke?[/B]

You caught me. I had a missspelllingg. I was thinking that perhaps I really should have said that I needed to gouge out my eyes with a stale granola bar, as that would be harder and more painful.

[RoBoTeq]

I keep meaning to get up north to the Maine coastline but don't seem to get around to it. Spent a week canoeing the lakes in Acadia State Park in upper state New York. Most of my travels go south for some reason.

I am often in or around Silver Spring and DC. Well, Silver Spring is pretty much an extention of DC.

My parents live a few miles from Rehobeth in Ocean City, MD. It's not much fun visiting a place for work only.

[infwsdm]

[deleted by Boss]

From Boss:

Sorry, but that one was too ugly for us, yech, yech yech.

[Edited by Boss on 04-24-2002 at 10:02 PM]

[mylanta]

it was so ugly, it wasn't even pornographic.

[infwsdm]

Originally posted by infwsdm
[deleted by Boss]

From Boss:

Sorry, but that one was too ugly for us, yech, yech yech.

[Edited by Boss on 04-24-2002 at 10:02 PM]



Hey, My first "deleted by Boss" Cool.


I thought you might do that. She was hot though

[mylanta]

You know, Infwsbm, with that photo of a typical northern women, that youse northern guys have completely and utterly and forever lost the debate about who is uglier -northerners or Southerners. That photo is un-argueable proof that northerners are the ugliest people ever. So why did you take that photo of your family member anyway?

[RoBoTeq]

Mylanta, did you ever stop to think that you may be embarrassing James? After all, he may not want a woman.

James has shown certain tendencies toward alternative lifestyles and we should not be critical. we should be supportive and nurturing of the feelings of others on this forum.

[mylanta]

Robin, I was worried that my last posting was insulting and that I would be viewed in a bad light by the members here, eventhough I hope inswfmd and everyone else knows that I am just kidding, but after your posting, I don't have to worry any more. Your remarks to James3528 have put my remarks in the bush-league amateur status, and I salute you as a real pro.

[mylanta]

Originally posted by mylanta
You know, Infwsbm, with that photo of a typical northern women, that youse northern guys have completely and utterly and forever lost the debate about who is uglier -northerners or Southerners. That photo is un-argueable proof that northerners are the ugliest people ever. So why did you take that photo of your family member anyway?

I apologize to everyone, especially youse northern guys, for my above insulting comments. I can only plead temporary insanity, caused by viewing that photo that Infwsbm had posted. I hope you all know that I am just playing and that I harbor no ill will against anyone.

Peace and love, man!

[infwsdm]

Originally posted by mylanta
You know, Infwsbm, with that photo of a typical northern women, that youse northern guys have completely and utterly and forever lost the debate about who is uglier -northerners or Southerners. That photo is un-argueable proof that northerners are the ugliest people ever. So why did you take that photo of your family member anyway?


That picture was taken in Atlanta! (I got it in an email) No relative of mine, I can assure you.


I was looking for another pic that I also got in an email, but, I couldn't find it. If I find it I will post it, you will laugh. Just hope Boss dosen't delete it :D

[infwsdm]

http://www.iwebphoto.com/Clients/HVAC/Album5/TSHIRT.jpg

[infwsdm]

[deleted by Boss]

I think these pics are a little over the line there, Infwsdm.

[Edited by Boss on 04-25-2002 at 05:31 PM]

[infwsdm]

Come on Boss, it wasn't that bad!! She only needs to lose a couple (hundred) pounds.

OK Boss. Those were the only two I could find, so you don't have to worry about anymore:)