Roscoe
01-30-2007, 10:21 AM
> A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
>
> mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a
>
> difficult, four hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse
>
> appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
>
> "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
>
> Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
>
> here to wash your upper body and feet."
>
> He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
>
> Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,
>
> she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
>
> She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the
> other.
>
> Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
> Sir!"
>
> The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
>
>
>
>
> "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
> closely......Are
>
> - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
>
> mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a
>
> difficult, four hour, surgical procedure. A young, student nurse
>
> appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
>
> "Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
>
> Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only
>
> here to wash your upper body and feet."
>
> He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
>
> Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,
>
> she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers.
>
> She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the
> other.
>
> Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,
> Sir!"
>
> The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
>
>
>
>
> "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
> closely......Are
>
> - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"