The pilot

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A jumbo jet is just coming into the Tampa Airport on its final

approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, "This is your

Captain. We're on our final descent into Tampa. I want to thank

you for flying with us today and I hope you enjoy your stay

in Tampa Bay".

He forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can

hear his conversation from the cockpit. The copilot says to

the pilot, "Well, skipper, watcha gonna do in Tampa?"

"Well," says the skipper, "first I'm gonna check into the hotel

and take a big crap.... then I'm gonna take that new stewardess

with the huge tits out for dinner..... then I'm gonna wine

and dine her, take her back to my room and put it to her big

time all night."

Everyone on the plane hears this and immediately begins looking

up and down the aisle trying to get a look at the new

stewardess.

Meanwhile the new stewardess is at the very back of the plane.

She's so embarrassed that she starts to run to try and get to

the cockpit to turn the intercom off. Halfway down the aisle,

she trips over an old lady's bag and down she goes.

The old lady leans over and says: "No need to hurry, dear.

He's gotta take a **** first."