New car smell

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> New Car Smell
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> A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly she
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> spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen, and walked
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> over to inspect it.
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> As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an
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> unexpected little fart escaped her.
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> Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had
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> noticed and hoped a sales person didn't pop up right now.
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> But, as she turned back, there, standing next to her, is a salesman.
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> With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame.
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> How may we help you today?"
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> Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though
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> nothing had happened, she smiles back and asked, "Sir, what is the
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> price of this lovely vehicle?"
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> Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say
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> that if you farted just by touching it, you are going to **** when
> you hear the price."