An Oldie But A Goodie

[thorton]

An Oldie


> After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride
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> Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Cleveland to say
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> hello to his friends.
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> Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wassah de treepa?" Luigi said,
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> "Everytinga wassah perfecto except for da traina ride down."
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> "Whadda you mean, Luigi?"
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> asked Giovanni. "Well, we boarda da train at Granna Central Station.
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> My beautiful Virginia, she packa bigga basket a food. She broughta
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> vino, some nice cigars for me, and we were looking a forward to da trip.
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> Everytinga wassah okey dokey until we getta hungry and open uppa da
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> luncha basket.
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> The conductore comma by, wagga hissa finger at us an say, "no eat in
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> dissa car. Musta use a dining car."
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> "So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to dining car, eat a bigga
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> luncha and start to open a bottle of nice vino! Conductore walka
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> by again, waga hissa finger and say, "No dr inka in dissa car.
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> Musta use a cluba a car."
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> "So, we go to club car. While drinkin vino, I start to lighta my biga
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> The conductore, he wagga hissa finger again and say, "No smokin in
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> dissa car. Musta go to smokin car." We go to smokin car and I smoka
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> my biga cigar."
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> "Then my beautiful Virginia and me, we go to sleeper car anda go to bed.
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> We just about to go boomada boomada and the conductore, he walka
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> through da hall shouting at da top of hissa voice, "Nofolka Virginia!
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> Nofolka Virginia!"
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> "Next time, Ima gonna takea da bus!"