thorton
12-31-2006, 10:46 AM
We're in more trouble than I imagined!
>
>
> While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
which
> direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
waking
> him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?"
When
> my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, (and has for
some
> time), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that
> stuff." . . . She also votes!
>
> I used to work in technical support for a 24x7 call center. One day
I
> got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center
was
> open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7
days
> a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to
end
> the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific." . . . He also votes!.
>
> So my colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when
we
> overheard one of the admin. assistants talking about the sunburn she
got
> on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible,
but
> "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving."
>
>
> While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
which
> direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
waking
> him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?"
When
> my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, (and has for
some
> time), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that
> stuff." . . . She also votes!
>
> I used to work in technical support for a 24x7 call center. One day
I
> got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center
was
> open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7
days
> a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to
end
> the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific." . . . He also votes!.
>
> So my colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when
we
> overheard one of the admin. assistants talking about the sunburn she
got
> on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible,
but
> "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving."