Blonde Texan

[thorton]

Amy, a blonde Texan city girl, marries a Texas
>> > >>> > >rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the
>> > >>> > >cows the rancher says to Amy, "The artificial
>> > >>> > >insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of
>> > >>> > >our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four
>> > >>> > >just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him
>> > >>> > >where the cow is when he gets here, okay?"
>> > >>> > >
>> > >>> > >So the rancher leaves for the fields. After a while,
>> > >>> > >the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on
>> > >>> > >the front door. Amy takes him down the barn. They
>> > >>> > >walk along long row of cows and when she sees the
>> > >>> > >nail, she tells him, "This is the one..... right
>> > >>> > >here."
>> > >>> > >
>> > >>> > >Terribly impres sed by what he seemed to think just
>> > >>> > >might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks, "How did
>> > >>> > >you know this is the cow to be bred?"
>> > >>> > >
>> > >>> > >"That's simple. By the nail over its stall," Amy
>> > >>> > >explains.
>> > >>> > >
>> > >>> > >Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"
>> > >>> > >
>> > >>> > >"I guess it's to hang your pants on," she tells him as
>> > >>> > >she walks away.