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thorton
12-29-2006, 11:22 AM
Verily I say unto ye..........
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> It can buy a house
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> But not a home
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> It can buy a clock
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> But not time
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> It can buy you a position
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> But not respect
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&g t;
> It can buy you a bed
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> But not sleep
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> It can buy you a book
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> But not knowledge
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> It can buy you medicine
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> But not health
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> So you see money isn't everything
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> And it often causes pain and suffering
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> I tell you this because I am your friend
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> And as your friend I want to
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> Take away your pain and suffering!!
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> So
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> Send me all your money
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> And I will suffer for you!
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> Cash only please!
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> After all, what are friends for, uh??
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> Let me know if you need my address

markettech
12-29-2006, 11:39 AM
Money - It can buy a house but not a home.... It can buy a clock but not time.... It can buy you a position but not respect.... It can buy you a bed but not sleep.... It can buy you a book but not knowledge.... It can buy you medicine but not health.

So you see money isn't everything


Funny joke....but a whole lot of hard hitting truth here also.