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thorton
12-29-2006, 10:08 AM
WHICH PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST?
>
>The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning
and
>she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven...which part of
your
>body goes first?"
>
> Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." "Why do
you
>think it's your hands, Suzy?" Suzy replied, "Because when you pray,
you
>hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands

>first." "Wow, what a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
>
> Little Oscar raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your
legs."
> The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now
Oscar,
>why do you think it would be your legs?" Little Oscar said, "Well, I
walked
>into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs
straight
>up in the air and she was saying, "Oh God, I'm coming!" "If Dad
hadn't
>pinned her down, we'd have lost her."