BLONDES....DUHHH

[gerryboy00]

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde!
...she took a ruler to bed to see how
long she slept.
...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
...she thought a quarterback was a refund.
...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical
order.
...she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
...she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden
tools.
...she thought General Motors was in the army. ..
shet hought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish
holiday.
...under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics." She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
...she tripped over a cordless phone.
...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can
because it said "concentrate."
...she told me to meet her at the corner
of "WALK" and "ONE WAY."
...at the bottom of the application where it
says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius."
...she asked for a price checkat the Dollar Store. She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
...she studied for a blood test.
...she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul
Train."
...she sold the car for gas money! . . . . DUH !!!!!
...when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
...when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home. She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde: <
...when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
...she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company. . .
...if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
...she thought that she could not use her AM
radio in the evening.