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keither

09-02-2006, 03:40 PM

Al Qaeda No. 2 Releases Tape Inviting Americans to Convert to Islam
Saturday, September 02, 2006

CAIRO, Egypt — Al Qaeda's deputy leader Ayman al-Zawahiri issued a new videotape Saturday along with a man identified as an American member of the terror network, inviting Americans to convert to Islam.

The 41-minute video, posted on an Islamic militant Web site, had footage of al-Zawaihri and a man the video identified as Adam Yehiye Gadahn, who has appeared in past Al Qaeda videos with the nom de guerre of Azzam al-Amriki.

"To the American people and the people of the West in general ... God sent his Prophet Muhammad with guidance and the religion of truth ... and sent him as a herald," al-Zawahiri said.

Gadahn and al-Zawahiri did not appear together in the footage.

"We invite all Americans and unbelilevers to Islam," Gadahn said, dressed in a white robe and turban with a long, thick black beard and a computer terminal in the background.

Gadahn, a 28-year-old American from California who converted to Islam, is wanted by the FBI in connection with possible terrorist threats against the United States.

09-02-2006, 06:02 PM

Originally posted by keither
Al Qaeda No. 2 Releases Tape Inviting Americans to Convert to Islam
Saturday, September 02, 2006

CAIRO, Egypt — Al Qaeda's deputy leader Ayman al-Zawahiri issued a new videotape Saturday along with a man identified as an American member of the terror network, inviting Americans to convert to Islam.

The 41-minute video, posted on an Islamic militant Web site, had footage of al-Zawaihri and a man the video identified as Adam Yehiye Gadahn, who has appeared in past Al Qaeda videos with the nom de guerre of Azzam al-Amriki.

"To the American people and the people of the West in general ... God sent his Prophet Muhammad with guidance and the religion of truth ... and sent him as a herald," al-Zawahiri said.

Gadahn and al-Zawahiri did not appear together in the footage.

"We invite all Americans and unbelilevers to Islam," Gadahn said, dressed in a white robe and turban with a long, thick black beard and a computer terminal in the background.

Gadahn, a 28-year-old American from California who converted to Islam, is wanted by the FBI in connection with possible terrorist threats against the United States.

Everything will become apparent to the Libs (hopefully) when the Islamics start getting cocky and demanding that we join their twisted ways.

sline-dawg

09-02-2006, 06:06 PM

but I'm going to pass..... If your religion is the only way to salvation... then I guess it's going to be warm when I get there....But hey, I know hvac. Not a problem.

Stupid goat humpers.

RoBoTeq

09-03-2006, 02:55 AM

And this is why we are in the middle of World War Three against Islam and why we either win the war for democracy or lose the war and convert to Islam.

Muslims are not allowing us any other choice but to defeat Islam or convert to Islam.

What is your choice?

oloenneker

09-03-2006, 04:01 AM

And this is why we are in the middle of World War Three against Islam and why we either win the war for democracy or lose the war and convert to Islam.

Do you really believe that? Are you taking what a USA hating fundy nut job says seriously? Do you really belive that we are having a WWIII with Islam?

Wow, Just wow! You are delusional!!

So, do you really believe that ALL muslims share the view of this guy? If so, do you also think that ALL christians follow Pat Robertson?
Democracy? I dont even think you really understand democracy... Did you know that Democracy also elected Hamas to lead the Palistinian people?! Yes, Democracy. Maybe you are transposing Democracy with "western Values"... Talk about regurgitating the Bush talking points...

Muslims are not allowing us any other choice but to defeat Islam or convert to Islam.

The choice is yours, Plain and simple. What are they going to do about it? They dont even have a real military...All they have is terrorism. And your fear. Pretty low budget dont ya think?

What is your choice?

Looks like the Terrorists have made your choice for them.

09-03-2006, 08:17 AM

Originally posted by oloenneker

And this is why we are in the middle of World War Three against Islam and why we either win the war for democracy or lose the war and convert to Islam.

Do you really believe that? Are you taking what a USA hating fundy nut job says seriously? Do you really belive that we are having a WWIII with Islam?

Wow, Just wow! You are delusional!!

So, do you really believe that ALL muslims share the view of this guy? If so, do you also think that ALL christians follow Pat Robertson?
Democracy? I dont even think you really understand democracy... Did you know that Democracy also elected Hamas to lead the Palistinian people?! Yes, Democracy. Maybe you are transposing Democracy with "western Values"... Talk about regurgitating the Bush talking points...

The muslim religion is comprised of mostly followers. Followers of the Immans. I haven't heard any of them disagree yet , have you? Remember the reporters who were forced at gunpoint to convert? I'm not saying that they would ever be able to do that here, but they can try.

I seem to believe that any muslim would, at the drop of a turban:), do whatever the muslim concensus ask them to do.

A lot of terror attacks could be done with the 30,000 in this country.

Muslims are not allowing us any other choice but to defeat Islam or convert to Islam.

The choice is yours, Plain and simple. What are they going to do about it? They dont even have a real military...All they have is terrorism. And your fear. Pretty low budget dont ya think?

I agree with this statement. But one must look at what they have done to us in the sense of fear and economically just from the terror attacks they have done so far. They could easily cripple our economy.

What is your choice?

Looks like the Terrorists have made your choice for them.

keither

09-03-2006, 10:20 AM

Originally posted by oloenneker

And this is why we are in the middle of World War Three against Islam and why we either win the war for democracy or lose the war and convert to Islam.

Do you really believe that? Are you taking what a USA hating fundy nut job says seriously? Do you really belive that we are having a WWIII with Islam?

Wow, Just wow! You are delusional!!

So, do you really believe that ALL muslims share the view of this guy? If so, do you also think that ALL christians follow Pat Robertson?
Democracy? I dont even think you really understand democracy... Did you know that Democracy also elected Hamas to lead the Palistinian people?! Yes, Democracy. Maybe you are transposing Democracy with "western Values"... Talk about regurgitating the Bush talking points...

Muslims are not allowing us any other choice but to defeat Islam or convert to Islam.

The choice is yours, Plain and simple. What are they going to do about it? They dont even have a real military...All they have is terrorism. And your fear. Pretty low budget dont ya think?

What is your choice?

Looks like the Terrorists have made your choice for them.

I realize you're a flaming liberal and if it turns out that maybe Islam really doesn't recognize national borders and their second in command says convert to Islam or else while Iran's leader says he will incinerate Israel to celebrate the "Twelfth Imam", that the about the only thing you can do AS A LIBERAL to defend your ideology is minimize ANYTHING that points to a warlike concerted effort to damage the west and its people. That being said, with ALL the signals being given to us day by day, one would hope you pacifist dumbschits would eventually see the light concerning the "Religion of Peace". But hey, ignore it if you like. IT'S WHY YOU LIBERALS CONTINUE TO LOSE ELECTIONS.

http://members.roadfly.org/Agent7/funny/liberal-mental-disorder.jpg

oloenneker

09-03-2006, 04:39 PM

http://members.roadfly.org/Agent7/funny/liberal-mental-disorder.jpg

No wonder you're all messed up. Savage is a maniac, intent of bringing down the very fabric of life that makes the US wonderful. While he makes some interesting points at times, and I applaud his hatred for Bush, he is an enemy of the intent of the Founding fathers. He is the enemy of Liberal Democracy in all tense and purposes. Also, he is just a blowhard windbag, with no real purpose, other than to sperad the word of slander, and he knows it , and revells in it.
He should stick to Botany.

oloenneker

09-03-2006, 05:01 PM

I agree with this statement. But one must look at what they have done to us in the sense of fear and economically just from the terror attacks they have done so far. They could easily cripple our economy.

Only if we allow them to do so to our economy. Our leaders in charge are in the process of crippling our economy with their wars of agression which undoubtly will be matched with more terrorism. Since 1991, Terrorism has grown exponentionally. Who or what is to blame for this? In most probable terms, the actions of an imperialist force invading their lands (USA and Isreal) which causes the backlash we are seeing today. We made our own bed, but that does not mean we have to sleep in it. We can reapair these misdeeds, but are restricted by a leader who had biggger capatalistc plans for a reigon we should stay out of. That is the dangers of attempting to insert raw capatalism without constraints in a reigon where it is not welcome.

The muslim religion is comprised of mostly followers. Followers of the Immans. I haven't heard any of them disagree yet , have you? Remember the reporters who were forced at gunpoint to convert? I'm not saying that they would ever be able to do that here, but they can try.

The same could easily be said of Christianity for that matter. It is perhaps by design or coincidence that all major religons in the world strive for the same ideal in the end.

"Hope springs eternal. Eight million Jews hope for a messiah more powerful and glorious than Moses, David, or Soloman; who is to make them as powerful as he pleases. Some Hundereds of millions of Musselmans (Muslims) expect another prophet more powerful than Mahomet (Mohammed), who will spread the Islamism over the whole earth. Hundreds of millions of Christians expect and hope for a millienium in which Jesus is to reign for a thousand years over the whole world before it is burnt up. The Hindus expect an other final incarnation of Vishnu, who is to do great and wonderful things."
(John Adams in corresondance with Thomas Jefferson 9/24/1821)

So to blame one religon over another for followship is nonsense. Is it possible for all of these event to be the same?

There are extremeists in all religon, and I blame human nature for that, not the religon itself. If you allow them to hold you hearts and minds in fear, they will take advantage of this and prey upon you, because you are weak. It simple darwinism on the onset. If we allow these people to keep up in a steady status of fear, they will have won the war they seek upon us. And in turn this allows a potentially oppressive govenment keep it's people in a state of servitude, in which they can manipulate the people an any manner they wish. In many senses, the Bush admin has been very successfull at this strategy.

09-03-2006, 05:08 PM

Originally posted by oloenneker

I agree with this statement. But one must look at what they have done to us in the sense of fear and economically just from the terror attacks they have done so far. They could easily cripple our economy.

Only if we allow them to do so to our economy. Our leaders in charge are in the process of crippling our economy with their wars of agression which undoubtly will be matched with more terrorism. Since 1991, Terrorism has grown exponentionally. Who or what is to blame for this? In most probable terms, the actions of an imperialist force invading their lands (USA and Isreal) which causes the backlash we are seeing today. We made our own bed, but that does not mean we have to sleep in it. We can reapair these misdeeds, but are restricted by a leader who had biggger capatalistc plans for a reigon we should stay out of. That is the dangers of attempting to insert raw capatalism without constraints in a reigon where it is not welcome.

The muslim religion is comprised of mostly followers. Followers of the Immans. I haven't heard any of them disagree yet , have you? Remember the reporters who were forced at gunpoint to convert? I'm not saying that they would ever be able to do that here, but they can try.

The same could easily be said of Christianity for that matter. It is perhaps by design or coincidence that all major religons in the world strive for the same ideal in the end.

"Hope springs eternal. Eight million Jews hope for a messiah more powerful and glorious than Moses, David, or Soloman; who is to make them as powerful as he pleases. Some Hundereds of millions of Musselmans (Muslims) expect another prophet more powerful than Mahomet (Mohammed), who will spread the Islamism over the whole earth. Hundreds of millions of Christians expect and hope for a millienium in which Jesus is to reign for a thousand years over the whole world before it is burnt up. The Hindus expect an other final incarnation of Vishnu, who is to do great and wonderful things."
(John Adams in corresondance with Thomas Jefferson 9/24/1821)

So to blame one religon over another for followship is nonsense. Is it possible for all of these event to be the same?

There are extremeists in all religon, and I blame human nature for that, not the religon itself. If you allow them to hold you hearts and minds in fear, they will take advantage of this and prey upon you, because you are weak. It simple darwinism on the onset. If we allow these people to keep up in a steady status of fear, they will have won the war they seek upon us. And in turn this allows a potentially oppressive govenment keep it's people in a state of servitude, in which they can manipulate the people an any manner they wish. In many senses, the Bush admin has been very successfull at this strategy.

The same could easily be said of Christianity for that matter. It is perhaps by design or coincidence that all major religons in the world strive for the same ideal in the end.

You can't be serious. Christians don't force anyone to do anything.

BIG Differance. Your blind.

keither

09-03-2006, 07:21 PM

http://www.thereligionofpeace.com/index_files/TROP.jpg

Gee, I'm still waiting for the Vatican to catch up !!!

oloenneker

09-04-2006, 01:05 AM

The same could easily be said of Christianity for that matter. It is perhaps by design or coincidence that all major religons in the world strive for the same ideal in the end.

Christanity is one of the examples presented by the peice I posted from Adams' letter....

By design, perhaps. But why fight it if it is the devine design?

You can't be serious. Christians don't force anyone to do anything.

I am seroius as a Heart Attack. You are trying to say that Christians don't force anyone to do anything? You must have failed world histtory class again. Christians forced all of Europe to conform or face warfare....

Have you ever heard of Martin Luther?

09-04-2006, 10:28 AM

Originally posted by oloenneker

The same could easily be said of Christianity for that matter. It is perhaps by design or coincidence that all major religons in the world strive for the same ideal in the end.

Christanity is one of the examples presented by the peice I posted from Adams' letter....

By design, perhaps. But why fight it if it is the devine design?

You can't be serious. Christians don't force anyone to do anything.

I am seroius as a Heart Attack. You are trying to say that Christians don't force anyone to do anything? You must have failed world histtory class again. Christians forced all of Europe to conform or face warfare....

Have you ever heard of Martin Luther?

Not in modern history. We are now in modern times. Be realistic.

gas1

09-04-2006, 02:47 PM

some who post need to read the bible and think about what is says. there are extreames't everywhere. from coke to ford. but there will be a time that many will ask , why did'nt i listen or just read the bible at least once, the muslims are misguided and led by poeple who want power and do dot have a real god

daytonafan

09-04-2006, 04:47 PM

Originally posted by gas1
some who post need to read the bible and think about what is says. there are extreames't everywhere. from coke to ford. but there will be a time that many will ask , why did'nt i listen or just read the bible at least once, the muslims are misguided and led by poeple who want power and do dot have a real god

Oloennker doesn't believe the "extremists" are in the middle east. He thinks they are in the White House. He points out selected periods in history where Christains have imposed their "will" on others. He totally disregards that Christains fought and died to bring him the liberties he holds so dear. He likes to point to the past and then tell others to stop living in it. Islam does not scare him because he thinks it is a peaceful, forgiving religion like Christianity has become.

No need to get angry at poor Oloennker. He thinks the real fight is against the oil companies and Microsoft.

We are heading to WWIII against Iran. It is why we invaded Iraq. It's coming. Just ask Iran's president. Also, take a look at the similarities between Hitler and Iran's president. Oh well, I know the truth, don't say I didn't warn you.

hvacbear

09-04-2006, 05:31 PM

Originally posted by RoBoTeq
And this is why we are in the middle of World War Three against Islam and why we either win the war for democracy or lose the war and convert to Islam.

Muslims are not allowing us any other choice but to defeat Islam or convert to Islam.

What is your choice?

I agree, let's give them what they want: a chance at those virgins in heaven.

sline-dawg

09-04-2006, 05:57 PM

It's a holiday.. Believe I'll have another beer

and a couple shots of tequila....

Don't worry over what you can't change.

09-04-2006, 06:44 PM

Originally posted by sline-dawg
It's a holiday.. Believe I'll have another beer

and a couple shots of tequila....

Don't worry over what you can't change.

Worry about it when you vote.

chillbilly

09-04-2006, 07:13 PM

If they can convert geer and braces, I'll pay for their plane fare to the ME.

daytonafan

09-04-2006, 08:42 PM

Originally posted by sline-dawg
It's a holiday.. Believe I'll have another beer

and a couple shots of tequila....

Don't worry over what you can't change.

Cheers,,, Sharing Captain Morgan and Vanilla Coke with my wife.

coolwhip

09-04-2006, 08:42 PM

It wont be long until you know the real reason why we are in Iraq. Also, the hebrews are planning on kickin the crap out of them and that other dim wit country next to them.

RoBoTeq

09-04-2006, 10:26 PM

Originally posted by oloenneker

[quote]
The muslim religion is comprised of mostly followers. Followers of the Immans. I haven't heard any of them disagree yet , have you? Remember the reporters who were forced at gunpoint to convert? I'm not saying that they would ever be able to do that here, but they can try.

The same could easily be said of Christianity for that matter.

And this bullcrap is why you are not only an idiot, but one who obviously knows nothing about the faiths he is spewing out bile about.

While there are too many Christian based organizations that are taking off of the principals of the Roman Catholic Church and its many offspring that are operating more as political entities then as supporters of Jesus Christ's teachings, there is nothing in Jesus's teachings to even hint to what you are claiming here.

Conversely; Mohammed, the author of the Qu'ran, has implicity stated that through violence Muslims will convert or destroy all infidels in order for Muslims to obtain complete control over the world in the name of Allah. Now; Allah is claimed by Islamic apologists to be the same God as God is noted in the Bible and the New Testament. Even I was under the impression that Muslims actually worshipped God as Abraham did, but I seem to be wrong. If Mohammed truly was writing down what Allah was dictating, then Allah must be Satan or one of Satan's demons.

RoBoTeq

09-04-2006, 10:32 PM

Originally posted by chillbilly
If they can convert geer and braces, I'll pay for their plane fare to the ME.

Interesting concept. Muslims do believe that Muslims convert others to Islam whereas, no one can convert anyone to Christianity. Islam is a manmade conversion; Christianity must be between God and the individual.

If Satan rules the earth as the Bible states, and Muslims believe in the Bible as the historical reference of the Islamic faith, then Muslims must admit that it is Satan that they follow because they believe in earthly conversion and earthly delights after death.

acmanko

09-05-2006, 07:41 PM

I never thought of sex with 72 virgins as an earthly delight, more like a prayer answered.

oloenneker

09-06-2006, 12:09 AM

Originally posted by chillbilly
If they can convert geer and braces, I'll pay for their plane fare to the ME.

Convert the Stout Athiest... I doubt it. But if you would like to pay for a nice Vacation to the medeteranian, I am game. I take paypal. I always wanted to see Istanbul... Casablanca, that would be nice too.

oloenneker

09-06-2006, 12:17 AM

While there are too many Christian based organizations that are taking off of the principals of the Roman Catholic Church and its many offspring that are operating more as political entities then as supporters of Jesus Christ's teachings, there is nothing in Jesus's teachings to even hint to what you are claiming here.

It's still Christianity, regardless if they are not part of your cult.

Even I was under the impression that Muslims actually worshipped God as Abraham did, but I seem to be wrong. If Mohammed truly was writing down what Allah was dictating, then Allah must be Satan or one of Satan's demons.

Wow! Just Wow!! That pretty profund. Did someone in your fruity Funamental church tell you that? So Allah is Satan? Hmmmm.... And Only the teachings of Jesus are the right ones...

Ever wonder why I am an Athiest? None of you religions can even get your stories straight, even among Christains.

Interesting concept. Muslims do believe that Muslims convert others to Islam whereas, no one can convert anyone to Christianity. Islam is a manmade conversion; Christianity must be between God and the individual.

Then explain why Christians go on "Missions" to "convert" people to God. The sometimes show up at my door with books for sale. Arent you just using word play here? Conversion is conversion regradless if it is Christian, Muslim, Bhuddist, or Jewish.

If Satan rules the earth as the Bible states, and Muslims believe in the Bible as the historical reference of the Islamic faith, then Muslims must admit that it is Satan that they follow because they believe in earthly conversion and earthly delights after death.

More crazy crap from you fruity cook book again?

[Edited by oloenneker on 09-06-2006 at 12:22 AM]

RoBoTeq

09-06-2006, 01:36 AM

Originally posted by acmanko
I never thought of sex with 72 virgins as an earthly delight, more like a prayer answered.

Sorry for your lack of amorous youth :D I for one considered it an earthly delight :D

RoBoTeq

09-06-2006, 01:42 AM

I find it interesting that those who claim to be atheists never really contribute anything about what they believe in but rather spend all of their time and energy trying to dispute what those of faith do believe in.

I for one have never avowed to be a follower of any faith based organization. I derive my beliefs from my own spiritual experiences and what I can understand from faith based writings.

Yet, those who claim to be atheists continue to try to associate me with fundamentalists and specific faith based organizations. Can these so called non-believers not even believe that some of us of faith are open minded thinkers who have rationalized our beliefs by testing them against nature, science and spiritual experience?

acmanko

09-06-2006, 06:15 AM

Define spritual experience.

geerair

09-06-2006, 12:33 PM

Originally posted by RoBoTeq
I find it interesting that those who claim to be atheists never really contribute anything about what they believe in but rather spend all of their time and energy trying to dispute what those of faith do believe in.We believe in rationality and evidence. We believe that superstition has no place in the world.

Yet, those who claim to be atheists continue to try to associate me with fundamentalists and specific faith based organizations.If the shoe fits........

Can these so called non-believers not even believe that some of us of faith are open minded thinkers who have rationalized our beliefs by testing them against nature, science and spiritual experience? I believe this is unintentionally one of the most honest statements concerning relgious faith I have ever read.

Your faith, as you state, is a rationalization.

Open-minded? Not even close. You have a preconceived version of spiritual matters and only rationalization will reconcile your superstitions with nature and science.

Sad.

bootlen

09-06-2006, 12:37 PM

Originally posted by chillbilly
If they can convert geer and braces, I'll pay for their plane fare to the ME.

Get yer money together. They are already converted.

RoBoTeq

09-06-2006, 09:21 PM

Originally posted by acmanko
Define spritual experience.

I have had several intense experiences of knowing that there was a spiritaul presence communicating with me. The first of these experiences came out of the blue and is the basis for my years of trying to prove that God and all other spiritual entities were not real and that religion is a complete hype.

Now, I am quite comfortable when I feel the intensity of God's presence. It is not a matter of "is God real and if so, why does God not reveal Himself to us", it is a matter of not paying attention to the fact that God is always with us, but we are shielding our awareness of God with what we think is intellect.

As Descartes, a mathmatician, stated; "I doubt, therefore I think. I think, therefore I am." In Descartes's mathematical calculations of whether or not he existed, he also showed that we are spiritual by stating that it is the non-tangible "thought" that proves our existance. It is also interesting that Descartes, knowingly or not, used God's term of "I am" to show his existance.

acmanko

09-07-2006, 06:11 AM

I too have had spiritual encounters, but after waking(sobriety) I realized it was but a dream.

coolwhip

09-07-2006, 07:32 AM

So much blood has been shed by the Church because of an omission from the Gospel: 'Ye shall be indifferent as to what your neighbor's religion is.' Not merely tolerant of it, but indifferent to it. Divinity is claimed for many religions; but no religion is great enough or divine enough to add that new law to its code.

RoBoTeq

09-07-2006, 12:15 PM

So much blood has been shed by religous organizations because they are manipulated by man's greed, arogance and drive for power during their short time as a mortal.

One major difference is that Judeo/Christian wrongs have been done by those who abuse the Bible and the New Testament writings while wrongs done by Muslims are commanded right out of the Qu'ran.

Then again, at the end of the day, a person's wrong doing is credited to that persons choice of how to behave.

oloenneker

09-07-2006, 09:15 PM

Originally posted by chillbilly
If they can convert geer and braces, I'll pay for their plane fare to the ME.

On second thought, forget the Medeterainan, How about Pakistan?!

http://www.summitpost.org/images/original/37991.jpg

I'll go, as long as you also pay for the Airfare of my climbing buddies, and pay for the porters etc. I'll even carry a banner of your HVAC company to the top of K2 if you like, and you will have exclusive rights to the image.
http://forums.hamsexy.com/images/smiles/renbunny.gif

chillbilly

09-10-2006, 08:57 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by oloenneker

Convert the Stout Athiest... I doubt it. But if you would like to pay for a nice Vacation to the medeteranian, I am game. I take paypal. I always wanted to see Istanbul... Casablanca, that would be nice too.
__________________________________________________ ____
Nah. Just your plane fare for a one-way ticket with no return. You must accept Islam and renounce and revoke your U.S. citizenship. Not much of a stretch for ya', eh ole?

oloenneker

09-12-2006, 02:59 AM

Originally posted by chillbilly
[QUOTE]Originally posted by oloenneker

Convert the Stout Athiest... I doubt it. But if you would like to pay for a nice Vacation to the medeteranian, I am game. I take paypal. I always wanted to see Istanbul... Casablanca, that would be nice too.
__________________________________________________ ____
Nah. Just your plane fare for a one-way ticket with no return. You must accept Islam and renounce and revoke your U.S. citizenship. Not much of a stretch for ya', eh ole?

Not really. If I can score a job as a guide in the Trangos or Pakistani Himalways, there is no need to convert to anything... That is my Heaven on earth... Spending the rest of my days climbing and getting PAID for it!! Heh, I'll take that over HVAC anyday...

What are you gonna do, rot away in front of the TV, while your Hungryman™ meal burns in the Microwave?!??

I'll take this.
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j133/OttoLoenneker/climbing.jpg
Yeah that is me, climbing the crux on hood.

operator

09-12-2006, 02:02 PM

Originally posted by daytonafan
[QUOTE][i] a peaceful, forgiving religion like Christianity has become.

maybe people back in the day didnt feel all warm and fuzzy about christians?

geerair

09-12-2006, 11:27 PM

Originally posted by oloenneker

What are you gonna do, rot away in front of the TV, while your Hungryman™ meal burns in the Microwave?!??

I'll take this.
http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j133/OttoLoenneker/climbing.jpg
Yeah that is me, climbing the crux on hood. [/B]Damn, that looks like way too much strenuous physical activity.

I'm more a drive around in a little cart drinking beer and occasionally swatting a little white ball type person. :D

bootlen

09-13-2006, 01:58 AM

See, ole. Here's yer fat guy that doesn't exercise. I'm really hurt that you would confuse me with geer of all people. Fer cryin' out loud, pay better attention. :D

geerair

09-13-2006, 10:48 AM

Originally posted by bootlen
See, ole. Here's yer fat guy that doesn't exercise. I'm really hurt that you would confuse me with geer of all people. Fer cryin' out loud, pay better attention. :D Poor, poor bootie, more downhill spiraling. Doesn't know the difference between recreation and exercise.

Golf is for fun. The pool is for swimming laps for exercise .

bootlen

09-13-2006, 01:15 PM

Originally posted by geerair

Originally posted by bootlen
See, ole. Here's yer fat guy that doesn't exercise. I'm really hurt that you would confuse me with geer of all people. Fer cryin' out loud, pay better attention. :D Poor, poor bootie, more downhill spiraling. Doesn't know the difference between recreation and exercise.

Golf is for fun. The pool is for swimming laps for exercise .

Right. Care to share your girth at the bellybutton?

Yeah. Didn't think so.

oloenneker

09-13-2006, 02:22 PM

Originally posted by bootlen
I'm really hurt that you would confuse me with geer of all people.

Does some one need a hug or an icecream cone to make themselves feel better?

http://members.roadfly.org/Agent7/funny/attempting_to_giveadamn.gif

bootlen

09-13-2006, 02:40 PM

Originally posted by oloenneker

Originally posted by bootlen
I'm really hurt that you would confuse me with geer of all people.

Does some one need a hug or an icecream cone to make themselves feel better?

http://members.roadfly.org/Agent7/funny/attempting_to_giveadamn.gif

Ice cream works. Keep yer hug fer geer.

oloenneker

09-13-2006, 03:12 PM

Originally posted by bootlen

Originally posted by oloenneker

Originally posted by bootlen
I'm really hurt that you would confuse me with geer of all people.

Does some one need a hug or an icecream cone to make themselves feel better?

http://members.roadfly.org/Agent7/funny/attempting_to_giveadamn.gif

Ice cream works. Keep yer hug fer geer.

I never said that I could give you a hug..

But here is a hug AND an ice cream cone....
http://www.inklined.ca/images/ice-cream-cone.jpg

geerair

09-13-2006, 03:33 PM

Originally posted by bootlen

Originally posted by geerair

Originally posted by bootlen
See, ole. Here's yer fat guy that doesn't exercise. I'm really hurt that you would confuse me with geer of all people. Fer cryin' out loud, pay better attention. :D Poor, poor bootie, more downhill spiraling. Doesn't know the difference between recreation and exercise.

Golf is for fun. The pool is for swimming laps for exercise .

Right. Care to share your girth at the bellybutton?

Yeah. Didn't think so. 40"

Poor, poor, bootie, just can't seem to get anything right these days can you?

What's next, my inseam?

Come on out of your closet Boots.

geerair

09-13-2006, 03:34 PM

oloenneker

09-13-2006, 03:36 PM

Come on out of your closet Boots.

Sounds more like he is trying to get into your closet...

acmanko

09-13-2006, 07:48 PM

Bootay is like a pea in a pod looking for someone like him.

daytonafan

09-13-2006, 07:57 PM

Originally posted by oloenneker

Originally posted by bootlen

Originally posted by oloenneker

Originally posted by bootlen
I'm really hurt that you would confuse me with geer of all people.

Does some one need a hug or an icecream cone to make themselves feel better?

http://members.roadfly.org/Agent7/funny/attempting_to_giveadamn.gif

Ice cream works. Keep yer hug fer geer.

I never said that I could give you a hug..

But here is a hug AND an ice cream cone....
http://www.inklined.ca/images/ice-cream-cone.jpg

That looks like a religious medal on your wife's tits. Do you make her take it off when you copulate?